Scurry reptilians...

[dеiтайожни]

Just moved into my new house and this bastard tried breaking in! I think he is after mah peeps.

[ChiHummer3]

What is that thing?

peeper-eater?

[h2co-pilot]

Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

I'll give you a hint... it's a big ass turtle! Twas funny, it stopped in front of my house, looked up, proceeded to the door where it tried to climb up it... found that nobody was home so he turned around and continued down the street to the next house.

[lotus4s]

That's a soft shelled turtle, you should have eaten him. Excellent meat!

[Agriv8r]

turtle soup

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I think that one is FEDERALY PROTECTED !!!!!

Minimum 7 years and $250000...

[lotus4s]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I think that one is FEDERALY PROTECTED !!!!!

Minimum 7 years and $250000...

RYD, are you sure about that? That's a fresh water turtle frequently kept/sold as pets and very common. We used to run trot lines for them when I was a kid. They have a nasty bite though....

[h2co-pilot]

I keep hurting my neck. Are you sure the first pic is the same turtle. Is that it's head and neck, where is the rest of it? It looks like a small amphibious elephant to me.

Please 'splain.

Congrats on the new house btw.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

I keep hurting my neck. Are you sure the first pic is the same turtle. Is that it's head and neck, where is the rest of it? It looks like a small amphibious elephant to me.

Please 'splain.

Congrats on the new house btw.

Yeah it's the same turtle, it's body was below the shutters. It has a retractable neck, here it is in the extended position.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

HELL NO I'M not sure...

but it sounded good

[GLBLWARMR]

Originally Posted by lotus4s

They have a nasty bite though....

Quite putting your fingers in its mouth. Just thought I would help.

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Sketchy.

If its any consolation, I had a treefrog attack me at work the other day...

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Yeah it's the same turtle, it's body was below the shutters. It has a retractable neck, here it is in the extended position.

Ew, D. That's pretty gross.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Ew, D. That's pretty gross.

Meh... I traded scorpions for turtles and alligators.

[K9sH3]

He is Bs'ing all of you, he lives next to the Nuke plant water runoff swamp.

Of course if you go to his house you will also hear Banjo's playing in the swamp at night.

[lotus4s]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

HELL NO I'M not sure...

but it sounded good

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

He is Bs'ing all of you, he lives next to the Nuke plant water runoff swamp.

Of course if you go to his house you will also hear Banjo's playing in the swamp at night.

He speaks the truth, that's not a turtle at all... it's baby billy from next door! For years I've been telling his mother not to bath him in the stream but she never listened! Now we just put a turtle shell on him to make him feel normal.

I took care of those banjo players my first night here, sat on the balcony with my ak and thermal scope and picked them off. Banjos creep me out.

[h2co-pilot]

Baby Billy - LMAO!!

At least you can see these things and not worry about the tiny scorpions,

though there is that chance that a small loyal scorpion family moved with you in yer stuff.