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WTF is that, DRTY? Damn you. 
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WTF is that, DRTY? Damn you.
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01-10-2006, 03:02 PM
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01-10-2006, 03:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
What is it that troubles you, my son? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, nothing. 
Well, there was this priest at my last parish...
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Well, there was this priest at my last parish... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Having been baptized a Catholic, confirming my faith at the age of 14, and having attended Catholic schools from kindergarten through 12th grade (and not to mention my father was a Catholic Brother of the Sacred Heart from age 19 to 32 when he retired from the church), I resent the innuendos made in your tasteless and sacrilegious jokes.
Ever hear the one where Jesus is up on the cross and keeps asking Peter to come up to talk to him, only to be beaten down by Pilates' soldiers. When Peter finally makes it up there, Jesus says, "Hey Peter, I can see your house from up here."
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Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson's Nails.
"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with a tape."
A week goes by and the marketing executive comes to see Wilson. He puts a cassette in the video and presses play. A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin "Use Wilson's Nails, they'll hold anything."
Wilson goes mad shouting: "What is the matter with you? They'll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!"
Another week goes by and the marketing man comes back to see Wilson with another tape. He puts it in the machine and hits play. This time the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says 'Wilson's Nails, they'll hold anything'.
Wilson is beside himself. "You don't understand: I don't want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I'll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast."
A week passes and Wilson waits impatiently. The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them turns to camera and says 'If only we had used Wilson's Nails!'.
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01-10-2006, 03:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tanklizard:
Jesus Christ walks into an inn,
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"Can you put me up for the night?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Tank, are you going to join us at Paragon this year?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
What is it that troubles you, my son? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, nothing.
Well, there was this priest at my last parish... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is that some kind of homosexual flirtation?  |
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