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Old 03-29-2006, 02:37 AM
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Dedication Honors Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth

BROOKLYN, NY (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.


"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.

"Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the 'right choice'," said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London's The Art Newspaper. "She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman," said Edwards.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and 'Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada "to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."

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They need to make a cyberskin version.
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I've seen much worse that has been created as 'art'.

Regardless the philosophy or concept of the sculpture, it looks fairly realistic... that takes a certain degree of talent, as compared to this 'abstract' garden sculpture...



The back muscles looks pretty good. I would like to see some closeups of the face and hands to see the detail.
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Could the mod please delete this thread. It's too disturbing for my fragile psyche.
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Could the mod please delete this thread. It's too disturbing for my fragile psyche.

Or maybe move it to the WoodShed?

I wonder if the back of the statue is a huge gaping hole like a pickle jar?
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Old 03-29-2006, 03:15 AM
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Ya ya, move it to the woodshed so we can talk about a cyberskin version!
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I've seen much worse that has been created as 'art'.

Regardless the philosophy or concept of the sculpture, it looks fairly realistic... that takes a certain degree of talent, as compared to this 'abstract' garden sculpture...



The back muscles looks pretty good. I would like to see some closeups of the face and hands to see the detail.

Wasn't that "art" on an episode of "Sanford and Son"?
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Ummmm, what does Pro-Life have to do with this?
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The only way the sculptor could of had more publicity was if Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson's head were protruding out the other end. (Which I am dying to see btw.)

Pop singers should remain in pop art IMO.
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"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

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By accident found the rear view! The caption says it all!!!




That women can go through this I find amazing. You are all tougher than hell and goddesses for bringing us into the world!
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EYU!!!!!

I have been looking for that IPE! Nice job.
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OK, I would like to retract my above posts!
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I give up...is that how she gave birth OR is that how she got knocked up

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I give up...is that how she gave birth OR is that how she got knocked up


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WTF happened?! She used to be such a cute little sex pot. I am so ruined. Can't even eat my lunch now.
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That makes me very happy I had 2 C-sections!!!
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