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Old 08-14-2006, 04:34 PM
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Wuld you have any suggestions as to how I can avoid/evade this? My costumes don't seem to be working anymore. Fawking lawyers always find me.
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Old 08-14-2006, 04:48 PM
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Wuld you have any suggestions as to how I can avoid/evade this? My costumes don't seem to be working anymore. Fawking lawyers always find me.

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What's alimony?
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I'm for it! How long have or had you been married? I think alimony or allmymoney should be paid if you were married a long time or you wife did not work.
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I'm for it! How long have or had you been married? I think alimony or allmymoney should be paid if you were married a long time or you wife did not work.
X2! But the wife should NEVER, EVER pay alimony to the husband. Glad we got this all worked out.
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Old 08-14-2006, 10:58 PM
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Costumes are for Halloween.
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I don't get it.
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Ma huzband war a whitey speedoh at da fag bash haloween prty he gayed out at
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I'm for it! How long have or had you been married? I think alimony or allmymoney should be paid if you were married a long time or you wife did not work.

WTF??? All wives steal...I ment work, in some form or fashion. What if she worked, stole your yung'ins, all your furniture, mula, etc...

At that point it becomes a shooting offense in TX
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Wuld you have any suggestions as to how I can avoid/evade this? My costumes don't seem to be working anymore. Fawking lawyers always find me.
I guess with an AE, your wife won't know you're asking about it.
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