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07-26-2006, 01:42 PM
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WTF was it?
Sunday night when we had gotten in our tent. Everyone was sleeping in the campground- all was quiet and a few dying embers were hissing to a slow death.
I layed there trying to get comfortable on the blow-up mattress. You know the deal; both of us moved around a bit then stopped and listened to eachother breathing. Then I wasn't perfectly comfortable but I didn't want to move in case Ken was falling asleep. Then I had to clear my throat. So I decided to clear my throat and move once more at the same time. I was as comfortable as I was going to get -then I realized I had to go to the bathroom- laying there wondering if I could hold it. Then I layed there thinking about going to the bathroom. Finally I got up and he was up too! and we both headed down with the flashlight and settled back into the tent.
Settling again and finally comfortable, we started to drift off. Who knows how much time had passed. And then we heard this
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The scariest freaking long hissing shreak I have ever heard! I was up, still, stiff and breathing shallow- searching for another sound or indication of wtf it was. Then about a minute later:
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I could practically hear whatever it was breathing. I whispered to Kenny "What is that?!" He said "I dunno!". It was either in the branch above our tent or right on the poles cresting on the top of our tent.
It went on for an hour. Spiradic and sometimes 5 minutes apart- I would drift off thinking it was gone- and then:
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
We were both picturing this huge horned monster with blood around it's huge mouth filled with razor sharp teeth.
Then, Fawk! I had to go to the bathroom again. No fukking way was I going out there. I coughed a little to startle it and make it go away- but it didn't move. We lyed there wincing at each shreak. It went on until the first sign of light when we got up. I went pee and it was the best ever.
Later we went to the Ranger's station and that particular one had only been there 2 weeks and didn't know what we were talking about- but laughed at us.  Does anyone have a clue about what it might have been? - our camping neighbors said they thought it was a screech owl but I looked it up and that sounds like your average little hooter. This must have been the nocturnal appalachian monster.  Maybe a Barn owl but I can't confirm.
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07-26-2006, 01:47 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
Lizard Man? (SC joke..nevermind)
See....another reason I don't camp! 
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07-26-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
Not sure what you were hearing. Was it
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
or was it more like
eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Sounds like the night when we camped right near a game trail. We didn't know it when we set up. All night I kept badgering the wife, "what was that," and imagined bears getting at our food. The wife was pretty pissed with me for being such a sissy.
No clue what you were hearing.
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07-26-2006, 03:56 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
I've heard something similar to that before - hubby said it was a fox in heat!
(the 4 legged kind, not S or J.  )
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07-26-2006, 04:02 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
I'm thinking...... Deep South, Squeal, like a pig. You do the math.
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07-26-2006, 04:10 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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I'm thinking...... Deep South, Squeal, like a pig. You do the math.
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Deep South?????? It's at the same parallel as Denver. That's not a Deep South thing, it's a mountains thing. 
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07-26-2006, 04:43 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
I'm waiting for Klaus to insert the appropriate picture. 
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07-26-2006, 04:46 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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I'm waiting for Klaus to insert the appropriate picture. 
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You know it's coming! 
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07-26-2006, 04:47 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Sunday night when we had gotten in our tent. Everyone was sleeping in the campground- all was quiet and a few dying embers were hissing to a slow death.
I layed there trying to get comfortable on the blow-up mattress. You know the deal; both of us moved around a bit then stopped and listened to eachother breathing. Then I wasn't perfectly comfortable but I didn't want to move in case Ken was falling asleep. Then I had to clear my throat. So I decided to clear my throat and move once more at the same time. I was as comfortable as I was going to get -then I realized I had to go to the bathroom- laying there wondering if I could hold it. Then I layed there thinking about going to the bathroom. Finally I got up and he was up too! and we both headed down with the flashlight and settled back into the tent.
Settling again and finally comfortable, we started to drift off. Who knows how much time had passed. And then we heard this
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The scariest freaking long hissing shreak I have ever heard! I was up, still, stiff and breathing shallow- searching for another sound or indication of wtf it was. Then about a minute later:
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I could practically hear whatever it was breathing. I whispered to Kenny "What is that?!" He said "I dunno!". It was either in the branch above our tent or right on the poles cresting on the top of our tent.
It went on for an hour. Spiradic and sometimes 5 minutes apart- I would drift off thinking it was gone- and then:
eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
We were both picturing this huge horned monster with blood around it's huge mouth filled with razor sharp teeth.
Then, Fawk! I had to go to the bathroom again. No fukking way was I going out there. I coughed a little to startle it and make it go away- but it didn't move. We lyed there wincing at each shreak. It went on until the first sign of light when we got up. I went pee and it was the best ever.
Later we went to the Ranger's station and that particular one had only been there 2 weeks and didn't know what we were talking about- but laughed at us. Does anyone have a clue about what it might have been? - our camping neighbors said they thought it was a screech owl but I looked it up and that sounds like your average little hooter. This must have been the nocturnal appalachian monster. Maybe a Barn owl but I can't confirm.
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This is why I feel camping on our next outing together is A MUST.
Oh the fun we would have. 
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07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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The first one sounds like a Klingon phaser.
The second Blair Witch
And the third sounds like Kenny blowing the inflatable matress. 
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07-26-2006, 05:13 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
I didn't know WTH it was.
Later, while that thing was still yelling at us, there was some rustling around the neighboring camp site. So we've got a 3 horned monster above us getting ready to eat us, and a black bear 40 ft away ready for the left overs. 
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07-26-2006, 05:35 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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This is why I feel camping on our next outing together is A MUST.
Oh the fun we would have. 
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All I can think of when I read this is..........
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"
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07-26-2006, 06:05 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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are you sure it wasn't the mating call of a Mountain Lion 
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07-26-2006, 06:10 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
Maybe it was mothman!!!  You're lucky to be alive.

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07-26-2006, 06:14 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
Or it could be the girl in the next campsite getting the "Shocker". 
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07-26-2006, 06:15 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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Maybe it was mothman!!!  You're lucky to be alive.

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That kind of looks like Shaggy..... well without all of the wings, feathers, abs, those red eyes and that beak looking thing...... but other than that it's the spitting image.
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07-26-2006, 10:16 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
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must be those fleas all over their feathers 
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07-26-2006, 11:37 PM
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Re: WTF was it?
I'm starting to think it was the Barn Owl. I've been checking other sounds of different animals in the Shenendoah and that's the only one that sounds close.
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