Jackass Owned!

[HummerNewbie]

A couple of hours ago I was driving down the highway and this jackass in a minivan was tailgating me I could see he was getting pissed but I was going between 65 & 70 with other cars right in front of me so there was no speeding up for me. Really considered doing a little brake check on his ass. Then this Mustang passes me and he sees an opening behind it. I see him tailgating the Mustang for a while until it pulled into the middle lane and he took off as fast as the POS minivan could go.

Here is a camera phone shot of the next time I saw the two of them

[BlueTJCO]

I cant see the damn pic....

did the MiniVan driver get his ass kicked on the side of the highway, or was the Mustang Driver a undercover cop?

[lotus4s]

LOL, there's a handful of those gray mustangs around, those sneaky bastids..... At least you got a moment of satisfaction out of the deal.

Mustang GT=nice cop car.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose

Mustang GT=nice cop car.

got a few of those around here....

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by lotus4s

LOL, there's a handful of those gray mustangs around, those sneaky bastids..... At least you got a moment of satisfaction out of the deal.

Yeah, from what I have heard they like that stretch too. I was on I-4 headed east toward Daytona just before the St. John's river bridge. You post also reminded me, been meaning to ask if it was you, but I got passed on I-4 3 weeks ago or so by a great looking black Lotus that got off at 434.

[The Juice]

Take it from me. You can't outrun the fuzz.........squeeze..........

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by The Juice

Take it from me. You can't outrun the fuzz.........squeeze..........

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[HIHUMMER]

Originally Posted by Alec W

Owned

X2!!!! Did you honk the horn when you drove by??!!!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by HIHUMMER

X2!!!! Did you honk the horn when you drove by??!!!

Would have but didn't want the cop to have a reason to be eying me

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by HIHUMMER

X2!!!! Did you honk the horn when you drove by??!!!

People that aren't in heat don't do that.

[dеiтайожни]

Nice, was that van from Maryland?! A van just like that pulled out right in front of me as I was half way through an intersection going 45, and then I saw them flip me off and take a picture! A lot of stupid people out today too...weird.

I haven't seen the mustang police down here yet, but that sucks since mustangs are the new stratus/sebrings of the rental industry! I'd never be able to tell.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Nice, was that van from Maryland?! A van just like that pulled out right in front of me as I was half way through an intersection going 45, and then I saw them flip me off and take a picture!

You know, I didn't even notice if they had out so state tags, could have been.

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

A lot of stupid people out today too...weird.

Aren't they out every day in this damn city

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

I haven't seen the mustang police down here yet, but that sucks since mustangs are the new stratus/sebrings of the rental industry! I'd never be able to tell.

Yeah, there are so many of those new mustangs around now they blend in pretty good. Look for a laptop mounted in the passenger side. Noticed it as he passed by me so I knew the guy was screwed

[H2Finally]

One time in the carpool lane going 75 with gazillion other cars in front at the same speed, this pos car was tailgating me so close, I keep losing him behind the bit of spare tire which blocks the lower part of my rear-view mirror.

I mustta emptied 1/2 of my wiper reservoir turning on the "anti-tailgating" switch (below the headlight switch ). -- and the idiot obliviously just kept on turning his wipers!

Brake-checks did nuttin; until I finally I just slowed to 50. When the idiot cut out illegally to pass me, I slammed the gas to close the gap in front of me, happy to see, so did the cars behind me .

The idiot got snarled in traffic and left waaay behind, skooled in an H2's torque lesson .

[westhillsat]

Love it!!!

About a month ago some jerk was in a left turn only lane and he cut in front of a car with a city exempt plate at the intersection, jerk was also speeding you could hear him roaring in a 25 mph zone, we were on a one way street.

The city car was an unmarked cop car. The jerk got pulled over, multiple lights flashing through the cop car grill, loved it when the cop got out

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by H2Finally

...this pos car was tailgating me so close, I keep losing him behind the bit of spare tire which blocks the lower part of my rear-view mirror...

...Brake-checks did nuttin...

About a month before I got my H3 I got rear ended in my Mountaineer. Did nothing to my truck but really screwed up the front end and hood of the guys POS old Cavalier. Told him that I had no damage so I didn't care if we just took off, he was happy to hear it. Then about a week after I got the H3 I am driving down the same stretch of highway and there is some dumb ass that keeps disappearing behind my spare. I would have done a brake check but didn't want anything to happen to my brand new truck. I could not believe my eyes when I got over for my exit and the guy passed me, it was the same idiot that hit me just over a month earlier. I was happy to see his POS was still all screwed up though. Some people just never learn

[evldave]

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

About a month before I got my H3 I got rear ended in my Mountaineer. Did nothing to my truck but really screwed up the front end and hood of the guys POS old Cavalier. Told him that I had no damage so I didn't care if we just took off, he was happy to hear it. Then about a week after I got the H3 I am driving down the same stretch of highway and there is some dumb ass that keeps disappearing behind my spare. I would have done a brake check but didn't want anything to happen to my brand new truck. I could not believe my eyes when I got over for my exit and the guy passed me, it was the same idiot that hit me just over a month earlier. I was happy to see his POS was still all screwed up though. Some people just never learn

Get a stinger. Then tap the brakes, give him an upfront wedgie, pull over and hold your neck saying 'ohhh, my neck' CHA-CHING!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by evldave

Get a stinger. Then tap the brakes, give him an upfront wedgie, pull over and hold your neck saying 'ohhh, my neck' CHA-CHING!

Then go pick up an extra H3 to built as my wheeling machine

[GLBLWARMR]

Its a little hard to do in the H2 but e-brake checking is fun. No lights just smoke, squelling tires and you stopping. Talk about seeing in your rear view mirror.