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Iraq
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."
"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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01-16-2007, 03:29 PM
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Re: Iraq
Another joke. You must be bored. Still snowed in?
If you need something to do write me a loan for 600K. 
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01-16-2007, 04:02 PM
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Re: Iraq
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01-16-2007, 04:04 PM
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Re: Iraq
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Originally Posted by JamesT
Another joke. You must be bored. Still snowed in?
If you need something to do write me a loan for 600K. |
You got it. 10% interest sound about right? |
01-16-2007, 07:35 PM
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Re: Iraq
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Originally Posted by JamesT
Another joke. You must be bored. Still snowed in?
If you need something to do write me a loan for 600K. |
forget the loan send me a $600K grant...
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01-16-2007, 07:42 PM
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01-16-2007, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by KenP
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Only cause I like im. |
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