Marine Joke

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The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to
start the morning briefing to his staff and Battalion and Company
Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish it's brewing, he
decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had
been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of
sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work'
and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The XO chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of
pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was
in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion..

With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked "why?"


"Well Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Marine Corps.

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