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02-04-2006, 11:38 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: CSA
Posts: 2,511
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WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULT LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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02-04-2006, 11:38 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: CSA
Posts: 2,511
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WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULT LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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02-04-2006, 02:17 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: I CAN BARELY SEE THE ROAD...
Posts: 4,624
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"OBAMA......Making Jimmy Carter LOOK GOOD!"
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02-04-2006, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: West and North
Posts: 469
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Excellent!
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02-05-2006, 12:40 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I hate that crap!!!  I just signed up!
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
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02-05-2006, 01:11 AM
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Hummer Expert
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Runnin with NASCAR, sometimes Central NJ
Posts: 932
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Single, then married, then single--no more jail time for me. I am happier than anyone I know.
A old friend of mine was married for 60, yes, 60 years. His wife died and everyone was upset.
A year later, he remarried. His family was in shock, upset once again because Grandpop had remarried with very little explanation.
I mentioned to them that he was like an inmate who had served time for 60 years. He could not handle it on the outside so he went and commited another crime.
Now he is totally happy again being in jail--three meals a day, a honey do list that will never end, and criticism on a daily basis.
Most real prisioners go back to jail because they can't handle freedom.
His family now understands why he got married again.
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02-05-2006, 02:58 AM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 1,776
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I need this class the most  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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02-05-2006, 03:01 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: rollin with Beebs & F5
Posts: 5,546
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LOL
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GREEN no BLING , LINE-X & 35's , Adv. , monsoon & some other crap too 
Hangin with my HOABies , Bling is cool but HOABies RULE!!!!
Black Sheep Hummer Squadron / camp  no due's & no dont's 
* Rollin with the Banned and the Damned *
"Fred Thompson for President "
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02-05-2006, 03:35 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HGW:
Single, then married, then single--no more jail time for me. I am happier than anyone I know.
A old friend of mine was married for 60, yes, 60 years. His wife died and everyone was upset.
A year later, he remarried. His family was in shock, upset once again because Grandpop had remarried with very little explanation.
I mentioned to them that he was like an inmate who had served time for 60 years. He could not handle it on the outside so he went and commited another crime.
Now he is totally happy again being in jail--three meals a day, a honey do list that will never end, and criticism on a daily basis.
Most real prisioners go back to jail because they can't handle freedom.
His family now understands why he got married again. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yep. Give me the bars.
Alec, Lexus keys are $250 a pop. I'm going to keep track. 
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
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02-05-2006, 11:00 AM
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Hummer Expert
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Runnin with NASCAR, sometimes Central NJ
Posts: 932
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Ken:
My comments were not directed at you!
And.....the bars are just fine for most. I just cannot stop them from nagging me about my Hummer Biz and the travel. Then, when I bust my ass to give them all they want, I get **** for working too hard.
I had a great marriage when I was a Fed. But then I was in jail at work!
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02-06-2006, 12:16 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Ouside MN's 5th Congressional District, MN
Posts: 1,260
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I hate that crap!!! I just signed up! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm pretty sure the proper resolution is to add a new SO specific theater expansion to the house, one with heated seating of course.
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