Beer
VS
Pussy!!
THE PLAYOFF
Beer is always wet.
Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1
PUSSY 0
Warm beer
tastes awful.
One point to Pussy
BEER 1
PUSSY 1
A really cold beer is satisfying
One point to Beer.
BEER 2
PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 3
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public,
you become a legend.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 4
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 5
You normally don't find old beer.
One point to Beer
BEER 3
PUSSY 5
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 6
In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 7
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Beer.
BEER 4
PUSSY 7
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
One point to Beer.
BEER 5
PUSSY 7
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down.
One point to Beer.
BEER 6
PUSSY 7
You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to Beer.
BEER 7
PUSSY 7
Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to Beer
BEER 8
PUSSY 7
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.
One point to Beer.
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
FINAL SCORE
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEER