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09-05-2003, 08:33 PM
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After all of the squirmishes lately I couldn't resist posting this.
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09-07-2003, 02:33 PM
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I mean really...shouldn't she just be thankful for the job. Can you request a new waitress at Hooters? Also ....why do they wear those terrible tights?
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09-05-2003, 09:55 PM
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Maybe she had to sell the implants to afford the lawyer fees...
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09-05-2003, 09:00 PM
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HAHAHAHA!
Man I can see the pain on her face!
Yoda doesn't look happy either! HAHAHAHAHA!
At least it comes with a VIBRATOR!
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-05-2003, 08:33 PM
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After all of the squirmishes lately I couldn't resist posting this.
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09-05-2003, 10:14 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
Maybe she had to sell the implants to afford the lawyer fees...
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$1000.00 a boob.....not enough. Gotta feel bad for her though.
"WHAT!!! Batteries not included!!!"
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He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-05-2003, 10:22 PM
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Bet she was stoked when she saw the light saber until she figured out it was just a light saber.  |
09-07-2003, 04:34 PM
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I wouldn't want to be her next customer.
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09-07-2003, 07:20 AM
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Hooters was just trying to do what's breast for her...err...I mean BEST for her.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>At least it comes with a VIBRATOR!
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He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-05-2003, 09:30 PM
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I get a pain when I look at her. Didn't she work at Hooters? Aren't the women supposed to have something extra to work there? She makes me want to dial 911 and report a breast theft.
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09-06-2003, 03:07 AM
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I don't understand why she is upset. That is a really cool prize and all she had to do to get it was sell beer. I wonder if the gal who sold the most burgers got a chewbacca doll? That would be really cool and probably more special than a toy yoda.
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09-05-2003, 09:34 PM
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
This is an A1 post. Ahhh, we need these.
He ain't heavy.....
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09-07-2003, 04:16 AM
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Not only she has no chest, but isn't a blonde either.
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09-05-2003, 08:44 PM
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Man that is just plain wrong, hahaha.. But that goes to show how much women listen... HAHAHAHAHA
Maybe next time she will pay attention to the fine print, wonder what she had to do to win the beer sales?????
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09-05-2003, 10:24 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Bet she was stoked when she saw the light saber until she figured out it was just a light saber. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-07-2003, 04:08 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
After all of the squirmishes lately I couldn't resist posting this.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL! thatz is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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09-07-2003, 02:44 AM
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Nah man...that ain't right!
The fact that she was blindfolded and led to a parking lot....that makes it obvious that they knew the waitresses were under the impression it was a car and they pranked 'em.
I feel for her...course, I'd prefer to feel her!
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