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I'm sure you've all seen this right? Hoo Boy...
http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/
The bumper sticker on the back of my H2 would be classic.
From their website. Obeying Jesus in our transportation choices is one of the great Christian obligations and opportunities of the twenty-first century.
I'm the first to admit, I'm no biblical scholar, but Jesus didn't drive. He could walk on water for ****'s sake. |
06-13-2005, 02:02 PM
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I knew it.
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06-13-2005, 05:13 PM
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06-08-2005, 05:19 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
This is retarded. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Takes one to know one. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> 
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06-08-2005, 06:14 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Your parents dropped you when you were an infant, didn't they..... a bunch of times.
That or they shot you throught the dumb forest and you hit every tree. It doesn't say "what did Jesus drive," moron, it says, "what WOULD Jesus drive." Since you are synaptically challenged I'll explain it a little more. The point of that site is to use Jesus as some form of guilt to make people think that if Jesus was alive today he would be driving a Prius and THEN having to walk.
So sorry the simple things in life have escaped you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
First, thank you for explaining to me the meaning of the website and the bumper sticker. You see, as you've clearly pointed out, I am pretty dumb.
Using true vernacular of this thread, holy ****! I have an idea. Let's take this a couple of steps further and make a game out of it. Why don't you call me stupid or dumb, or a ****ing idiot or whatever nasty word comes to mind on every post I make, then do a count @ the end of the day and report it to all your friends. Hell you could even blog it!
You can make it easy on yourself by using the feature that tells you when I post, and you can type something rude or insulting as a comment every single time! How much fun for you will that be?
I'm not sure everyone will enjoy it, but you will and **** let's be honest, that is all that REALLY matters.
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06-13-2005, 10:39 AM
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06-08-2005, 02:19 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
It is amazing what you gleam from reading the Bible!
Did you know Moses had rubber skin? Yea, the Bible states he "tied his ass to a tree and walked three miles"
No, retarded does not work. It makes me think of you....  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>When one is as STUPID as you there is no gleaming going on. Especially gleaming light bulbs. You have a history here of attempting to use words above your pay grade. The word is "glean" or are you going to argue with the dictionary again this time.  |
06-07-2005, 12:34 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
I'm not sure what jesus would drive , probably Eve if he had the chance. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
lol!
I think he would drive a "Christler".
that was way corny but I had to. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Thank you for brightening up my morning.  |
06-13-2005, 01:47 AM
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06-08-2005, 02:21 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
Paragoon:
Fair question. I changed my e-mail on my account last week, and all hell broke loose, got it fixed just last night......
At any rate, I did not want to miss all your Pontificating pronouncements to all the “stupid” people who try to post here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Not a fair answer. What does email have to do with reading posts here. Stupid.
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06-06-2005, 12:00 PM
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... a harley... his gang of "disciples"...
screw the prius... |
06-13-2005, 01:55 AM
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Better careful DRTY, he's coming to get ya'.
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06-13-2005, 10:33 AM
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06-15-2005, 10:19 AM
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Did she like them?!
Thanks for being such a good sport about it. I had a lot of fun. I will refer back to this thread when I need a good laugh. |
06-06-2005, 04:15 AM
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For someone that is perfect like Jesus who can walk on water, he really dosent care to drive anything.
He gave man the brains to buld Hummers being as we are not perfect, we can drive the perfect vehicle at least.
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06-13-2005, 02:28 AM
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Hmmm....
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06-08-2005, 02:09 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
Hey Paragoon: Can you use another insult besides "stupid"? You use it so much, that now every time I hear it, I think of you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Why is it not surprising that you hear the word "stupid" so often?
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06-08-2005, 02:45 PM
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How about hyphenated?
Anal tongue-darter.
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06-06-2005, 11:04 PM
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I was having a funny thought, if JC came back and needed gas would he turn water to wine and then gas? or jump the wine and go straight to gas?
I'm thinking JC would have something amphibious. he liked to hang out with a bunch of fisherman.
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06-13-2005, 09:59 PM
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