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10-26-2005, 11:12 AM
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I'm in the Top 5 for the Hot Mom Contest. So now I get the pleasure of completly embarassing myself in the following catergories Friday morning:
1) Bake Goods (bring in something to eat..easy enough)
2) Bar Booty Wear (what you would wear to a bar or concert)
3) Cook Wear (um...this might be a problem...just an apron and a smile?)
4) Swim Wear (now we have issues...it's October and I don't have tan anymore!)
5) Mystery Question (I can handle this)
So thanks to all those who supported me..I think
PS: all the winners will be posted on the website later, but here is a run down of the ones I know: Pink bikini chick, army chick, beer cooler chick and another I'm not sure of.
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10-28-2005, 12:47 PM
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I have seen salsa on breakfast burritos and scrabbled eggs before. It is good on eggs but WTF was she thinking? Did she bring it to the event in the jar in came in as well
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10-27-2005, 12:00 PM
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In due time, o' impatient one. In due time.
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10-26-2005, 02:27 PM
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April and Kim are going to be your toughest competition. Although the other two might bring a trashy element to the contest.
Don't over-tan yourself or you will end up looking like that lady in the upper right hand corner of the radio stations homepage. That's bad. Very bad.
You have mentioned your legs in the past. You'll want to accentuate your assets. Very small form fitting shorts are probably in order. Never underestimate the value of a high quality bra(or perhaps no bra) with a wife beater tank top. This get-up is the primary reason that Kim is in the finals and why I alledgedly placed one vote for her. Tell them that this is your breakfast making outfit.
The fact that you are planning on using this money for breast augmentation is probably a point that would sway the voters towards you. I wouldn't mention H3 accessories at all.
Congrats and have fun.
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10-26-2005, 12:35 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I'm in the Top 5 for the Hot Mom Contest. So now I get the pleasure of completly embarassing myself in the following catergories Friday morning:
1) Bake Goods (bring in something to eat..easy enough)
2) Bar Booty Wear (what you would wear to a bar or concert)
3) Cook Wear (um...this might be a problem...just an apron and a smile?)
4) Swim Wear (now we have issues...it's October and I don't have tan anymore!)
5) Mystery Question (I can handle this)
So thanks to all those who supported me..I think
PS: all the winners will be posted on the website later, but here is a run down of the ones I know: Pink bikini chick, army chick, beer cooler chick and another I'm not sure of. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I get a hell YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget Hi that we need lots of event pictures
<span class="ev_code_RED">and....KICK SOME A$$ GIRL!!!!</span>
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10-28-2005, 02:31 PM
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Our local station did Strip Dodge Ball for their MILF contest
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10-26-2005, 11:40 AM
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Congrats HI!
You'll do great and just hit the tanning bed - 2 or 3 sessions of 10 min.
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10-26-2005, 04:55 PM
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the website is http://www.warq.com
you'll see the link from there.
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10-28-2005, 12:39 AM
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Good luck HI!
Remember: "Your head is a balloon- your spine is it's string.", Vaseline on the teeth, bright batting eyes and breathe w/ your diaphram.
I am excited for you. Keep us posted.
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10-26-2005, 12:12 PM
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Congrats!!!
BR
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10-28-2005, 03:03 PM
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Trust me...birthing isn't comfortable at all. Period.
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10-28-2005, 05:43 PM
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Very good job. Nothing wrong with those pics and I think you should be proud of yourself.
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10-26-2005, 04:52 PM
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I really like 442's idea. You could even feed them to the judge for bonus points.
If you go to the home page you will see a link.
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10-28-2005, 11:50 AM
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It's all over!! Thank Gawd!!
I didn't win, but it's okay! I got over my nerves and I'm proud of myself. I had a lot of fun and all the girls were very sweet. Kim (army helmet chick) broke out the hoochie and won. I'm glad she won, I don't think BlockBuster pays their employees to well. Only kidding..sort of!
Pic will be posted either later today or Monday.
THANKS to everyone who voted for me! The support was overwhelming!
And...there's always next year....uh, I think NOT!!!!
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10-26-2005, 12:55 PM
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YES!
I knew you would get in!!!!!! Those other MILFs don't stand a chance!
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10-28-2005, 03:07 PM
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Oh yeah..I meant to tell ya'll this. The Mystery Question!!
"Does size matter?"
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10-28-2005, 12:40 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ipedog:
Salsa????
Who eats salsa for brakfast? Is that like heating Ketchup and calling it Tomato Soup!
...You know, I was going to sit down and enjoy a nice bowl of Life cereral, but now I think I'll have a bowl of salsa instead... YUM!... Umm?... Uggh... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO!
Hey I eat Salsa for breakfast....I stick it in my breakfast burritos...I would never eat it solo though YUCK
Must be a Cali thing
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10-28-2005, 05:55 PM
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Here's the salsa chick as a grandmother
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10-28-2005, 12:07 PM
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Congrats on making it into the top five
I think you just need to be proud that you made it that far and didn't need to bring the hoochie to do it. How was the steak breakfast
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