Grease points

[Dan]

Anyone know the locations of all the grease points on the H2? Hoping one of the techs here can list them all.

[Dan]

Anyone know the locations of all the grease points on the H2? Hoping one of the techs here can list them all.

[DRTYFN]

Then Ben puts on the biggest strap on dildo that he and BILL KENWORTHY could afford using the money that BILL KENWORTHY scammed from people on EBay.
The behemoth was the size of a large fire extinguisher and knobby(BILL KENWORTHY likes it knobby). Ben slathered it with white lithium grease so that it could slide past the jagged crust of scabs that were ringing BILL KENWORTHY'S herpes covered anal canal. He had picked those up while participating in a three-way with his wife and a donkey.
Two hours later, after having pounded BILL KENWORTHY'S head through the drywall in their dirty love nest, Ben heard BILL KENWORTHY cry out "Uncle", as he had had his anal cravings temporarily satisfied.

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by h1powered:
Like most drunks, you make no sense, lay off the bottle will ya and you won't miss any. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that what you tell Cathy when she's wiping the dog's jizz off her face?

Can't blame the girl for hitting the bottle. Life must suck being married to a loser like you. Go jerk off to War Games again...

[Zing]

At then end of a long tiring day on the internet H1powered turns to his gay lover Ben Dover (note sig line) and says:

"It wuz a long day pookey...duh...duh...dey kicked me offa Humvee.net...crozed my eBay account...den I made an embawassment of my self on H2Source.com...my mudda always said Biwly... you'll aways be a big ffffat looza."

[h1powered]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dan:
Thanks! I got most of them but missed a couple.

Nothing on the U-joints or anything out back? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like most drunks, you make no sense, lay off the bottle will ya and you won't miss any.

[Yetti]

Don't forget to put a little grease on the steering stops, it gets ride of the "crunch" when turning tight going through bumps.

If you don't know what they look like , just turn it the wheels till they stop and look at the bottom of the knuck where it touchs the control arm.

ps,
Don't use wheel bearing grease in the tie rods ,ball joints ,etc... its not thick enough to dampen vibration , and will lead to failure of the parts.
use a good lithium grease. I use the grayish looking "high pressure" grease. its the toughest and won't wash out.

[Hummertech]

Both upper and lower ball joints, both inner and outer tie rod ends, pitman arm, and 2 points on the idler arm. the idler arm has one hidden grease point, at the top of it, between the frame and the idler arm.
Some vehicles came equipped with a straight grease fitting for this, in which it is impossible to grease without a special grease gun adaptor. Now they are coming with 90 degree fittings so you can reach it without an adaptor. You will probably need to pull your skid plate to reach them all. Once you know where they are you might be able to reach it without taking that off. Also, Hummer has a bulletin out about this grease fitting, and if you have the straight one, you can take it in to the dealer and ask them to remove the fitting and install the 90 degree fitting. This is covered under warranty.

[Zing]

Probably explains why Cathy needs me to take care of her "grease points", know what I'm sayin Billy boy?

[Dan]

Thanks! I got most of them but missed a couple.

Nothing on the U-joints or anything out back?

[Dan]

Anyone know the locations of all the grease points on the H2? Hoping one of the techs here can list them all.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Grease points <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Damn, since no one will make a joke , I will :