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04-19-2005, 08:59 PM
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I once bought a hummer and couldn't find it after awhile. Any advice?
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04-20-2005, 02:38 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jabbo444:
I like to show my disgust for Hummer owners by printing up peel-off labels which say:
HEY! - GUESS WHY I BOUGHT MY HUMMER???*
1. Because I'm an *******.*
2. Because I have a tiny penis and my Hummer*
let's me think I have a big one.*
3. Because I think it's a big laugh to get the *
lowest mileage possible and keep America*
dependent on oil so our soldiers keep dying in Iraq. *
When I’m outside walking around, I will discreetly stick them on Hummer doors. Harmless, but it sure is fun to antagonize you guys. I know lots of you will have snappy answers to this, telling me what a jerk I am, and worse. But I’ll just laugh. And laugh. And laugh. P.S. I hope gas goes up to $12.00 a gallon. Then you can really start driving. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And you can be assured that if I catch you there will be an ass-kicking that will rival all ass-kickings. I might just duct tape you up and take you some place and play with you and see if you can convince me to not put a couple of pieces of duct tape across your nose and mouth. You will definitely get your hands mashed into bags of bloody flesh and shattered bones. You'll be lucky if they can attach hooks to the stumps.
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04-19-2005, 10:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jabbo444:
I think I know where your g/f's kotex is, GONEGOLFING, and that's the reason you're so angry and frustrated. And watch out, I know right where your Hummer is, and I comin' to stick my labels all over it. And they're ain't nothin you kin do about it, boy. And we're going after all the rest of you guys too! YEEHAH!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Come to Vegas low life. There's lots of Hummers and the desert has lots of bleached bones.
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04-20-2005, 05:22 PM
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You mean like Michael Jackson? EEEEIIYYYUUUUOOOOO!
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04-20-2005, 05:31 PM
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04-20-2005, 10:39 PM
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LOL  Oh man, you would need a tetanus shot just to ride in that thing. |
04-19-2005, 09:46 PM
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You notice all of the pole smokin ballon knot lickers always leave out where they live in the portion of their sign up to the forum, must be because they want to put stickers on trucks secretly...
If I were to see some jackleg put a sticker on my truck I would kick his/her ass, tie em up throw in back and take em for a ride.
Most of these little punks that bitch about gasoline and war do not even know what they are talking about...
I figure since I have served 6 years in the Army willing to do whatever it takes I can drive whatever I want. So if I see you F*ckin with my truck, god be with you.! Your ass is mine no matter how big you are.
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04-19-2005, 11:50 PM
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Yay, a new troll!
When should we expect more of your intelligent posts blabbo? After you're done with your paper route, or after your shift at Hot Dog on a Stick?
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04-20-2005, 05:57 PM
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He's from Oklahoma? I'm not to far. Road trip anyone?
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04-20-2005, 01:58 AM
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Hey jabbo, I dont have the biggest penis in the world but i bet i get 10 times more ass than you do. and def 10 times the quality that you do. and guess what all the girls ive ever shacked up with shave their legs.
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04-20-2005, 04:31 AM
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AND I JUST READ THIS THREAD ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO... AND NOW HE EDITED HIS FIRST POST!!! WHAT A LITTLE GIRL!!!!! DIRTY I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD PAY A LITTLE VISIT...
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04-20-2005, 02:44 AM
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Anybody want his IP? We can track him down and see what kind of a pussy he really is. If he's within 500 miles of me I'll be the first to his door.
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04-20-2005, 07:49 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">...You'll be lucky if they can attach hooks to the stumps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
lol...I'm rolling, stop, please stop, my sides hurt...lol.
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04-19-2005, 09:52 PM
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That's an unfamiliar site  Your are acting like a bored loser with no life, do your internal dignity a favor and go away.
Besides- have you ever thought that we are using the gas on purpose to rid the country of it's nugatory citizens. Oh yeah, jabbo it's all a conspiracy. |
04-20-2005, 04:03 AM
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hey man -if you in fact a man- you have really shown me the light. i am going to have my bf sell his beautiful white H1 immediatly to better serve you. so please, what car should he get as a replacement? what do you drive? because, i do, want to be just like YOU when i grow up. maybe then i can be a self-loathing child like you are. My mother always said if someone says or does something mean to someone else, they are obviously deeply jealous of them. and i think that's what you are, jealous of everyone and anyone that can afford not only the truck but the fuel as well. i dont even think that you have the courage to put any of those stickers on a truck, if you did you obviously won't post it telling everyone that you do. why don't you spend our money in more constructive ways then making stickers? for exaple: getting a college education and making something of your life. and maybe when you make enough money to see the good and fun things a hummer can bring to your life then you can maybe get one. and then and only then do you have the authority to go on this site and post. you don't even have the courage to talk about yourself, you only attack others and what their choice of vehicle it then. so- what do you drive? what is a better vehicle than a hummer? there is nothing safer, stronger or more reliable than a hummer. but please, change my mind. stop blowing gas into people's faces and come up with some factual evidence to support what you are talking about. i will be waiting to hear if you have something of value ato say.
-girlfriend of hummer owner.
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04-20-2005, 02:23 AM
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Jabbo,
I hope gas goes way up! Less traffic when we go to MOAB!
P.S. Your mom told me you're a ****ty lay.
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04-19-2005, 09:37 PM
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04-20-2005, 05:05 PM
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I don't understand?Are we aloud to play with
this type of "person" or does it cause Jason
more trouble with Maint on this site.
Please Tell Me The Rule.  Or is
a commonsence thing?I"m Not stupid Just very
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04-20-2005, 01:45 AM
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Hmm... Jabbo, it seems that you're the one with a penis fixation.
I'd love to see if you get over your fixation while in jail.
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04-20-2005, 03:01 AM
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Jagoff,
If you can figure out how to check your PM, then do it.
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