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#1
01-05-2005, 03:12 AM
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I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.
In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.
#2
01-05-2005, 03:12 AM
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I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.
In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.
#4
01-07-2005, 03:25 PM
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Yawn....
When you finally come up with some kind of a comeback that has some kick to it have E PM me.
I cringe to think of the things you do behind closed doors with that dog when E isn't home.
...my dog... 
You're not completely predictable or anything.
#5
01-05-2005, 04:01 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I think Stevie Boy is on steroids! 
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
They're NOT steroids...they're just herbal enhancing supplements that can be purchased at any over-the-counter vitamin store. 
And it's not "roid-rage"...it's just a natural tendency to be overly aggressive and easily aggitated, slightly paranoid and upset when things don't go perfect. 
Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm going to completlely & utterly lose-it because I got to the bottom of this cereal box and didn't find the toy I wanted!!!!!!1 
#6
01-05-2005, 09:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It could be alot worst. He might say he's Mexican!
BAAHZING! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thats right MexiCAN not Mexican't!!!!!!!! LOL
#7
01-05-2005, 03:12 AM
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I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.
In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.
#8
01-08-2005, 01:57 AM
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sheesh....
as the thread's subject says...I give up
Oh, but wait: great news. I gassed the 355 up today and discovered that it actually gets about 12.5 mpg so it is more economical then the H2.
#9
01-05-2005, 12:47 PM
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Steve, did you lose some weight? Or is it the "TV added 20 lbs" thing?
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#10
01-07-2005, 09:16 PM
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You know what worries me most is that you've spent so much time thinking about E and me...while also thinking about dildo's and homosexuality too (and now sheep).
Keep both hand on the keyboard little boy and look straight ahead. You don't want to shoot an eye out while jerking off with that little thing.
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01-05-2005, 07:45 AM
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Congrats Steve. But be careful, I know more then one person that bought a Ferrari and now they have several Ferrari's. And yes I am jealous, but at least in a couple of days I'll only be half your age.
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#12
01-07-2005, 01:09 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
... I doubt Drty could actually last 2 hours <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now after your hubby's (HummerJohn) homosexual saturated threat of sodomy I'm not surprised you don't get treated to 2 hours of foreplay & sex. Maybe if you wore men's clothes and a fake beard & mustache and just dropped your pants a little bit & bent over he'd be interested. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey Drty, what's the matter? We all know that you're a still in the closet peter puffing lover. Ha Ha! We're down to only 3 gallons of lube now anyways. E got all excited last night when I told her we still had 6 gallons left...man, it was a long night...in the H2, in the Mercedes and lastly in the Vette. Didn't make the normal 2 hour mark though. FYI, E actually wore a nice little nurse outfit (no fake beard & mustache this time). 
#13
01-07-2005, 07:39 AM
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Knock it off you perv-pies, your taking this thread into a place that nobody needs to hear about.....
Unaslob: good job, seems you paid attention in psych 101. I've gotten some funny looks from parents at my daughters school or the gym...my favorite line is "Mid-life crisis....whatya gonna do??".
One of my first post on FerrariChat was "something's wrong"..where I asked why I've had the Ferrari for a week and noticed no hair re-growth, don't feel younger and my sexual inadequecies haven't subsided in the least.
What can I say, I like to get the pre-emptive laugh in first.
Ericka....pm or email me for more details about a diet-plan. Yes, training with a pro-trainer. The thing is, your results will always happen so slow that you don't realize it, but a solid game-plan is imperative!!!!
I'm enjoying the F-car, got into it with a Saleen Mustang on the freeway tonight. He jumped on the juice way faster then me, but I caught up and pasted him at about 156 mph: sweet. That thing is made to live at high-speeds! (uh, the F-car, not the 'stang).
#14
01-05-2005, 04:32 PM
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originally posted by SteveR.,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>They're NOT steroids...they're just herbal enhancing supplements that can be purchased at any over-the-counter vitamin store.
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Like these over the counter herbal enhancements?
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01-08-2005, 05:29 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
geez, like I said before, why don't you keep both hands on the keyboard...?...you sure are fast at the 1 handed typing though. You should join a loser internet geek forum (there's got to be 10 minutes out of the day you don't spend time here, right?). you'll be more at home with your 1 handed typing with those people. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...lame... embarrassing... pathetic... I feel sorry for E...
#16
08-17-2007, 04:07 AM
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Re: I give up....
OHHHH AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Vintage DRTYFN.
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08-17-2007, 04:45 AM
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Re: I give up....
classic, the very vocal DRTY
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08-19-2007, 01:36 AM
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Re: I give up....
started reading and then noticed the date....damn!
#20
01-05-2005, 06:17 AM
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BTW,
I think Stevie Boy is on steroids!
Sweet ride buddy.
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