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I got asked the most stupid question today. A guy stopped me in a parking lot and remarked that my rig looked great. He asked how much of a lift kit I had on it. I told him that it had a 6" lift kit. Now...the key part of my answer was " 6 inch lift kit ". Now, here is the STUPID question. So he asked "So, what, that raises it up about 4"'s right?"
After I digested the question I asked him where the short bus was that dropped him off. He was pissed but I dont care. What a moron! Told me I was nothing but a rich *******. At least he got the second part right.
Curious to see what other Stupid H2 questions there are out there.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Curious to see what other Stupid H2 questions there are out there. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
A guy in a porsche stops next to me in front of the traffic light.
Then he asked me: "for what do you need this useless car?" and grinned.
I answered: "to carry 6 people an tow two horses" and grinned back.
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03-23-2005, 03:26 AM
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Ken,
Gas stations always have they're cameras rolling. 
If something did escalate, all the police would see is some guy standing absolutely still while the other guy is going ape****. Supremely hilarious.
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03-21-2005, 10:58 PM
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I had a guy roll up on his "little rascal" and ask me how I liked my H2. That was no big deal, until he commented that he was thinking about buying one.  (I'm desperately trying not to laugh at this point, I was thinking his dog might be trained to eat people that laugh) My reply was, "Do you think you'll be able to climb in it?" He said he could probably do it, but then he wanted to know the million dollar question: "How much does one of these cost?" I swear its true!
I was in front of West Marine at the time.
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03-21-2005, 10:23 PM
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The guy was a moron I agree. But to show a picture of a PERSON with a disabilty(mine happens to be spelling)That
is way below everyone here!
Off my soap box now,just grabbed me the wrong way.
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03-26-2005, 06:35 PM
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What was so pee-pee humorous?....
You all pulling down your pants?.....Now that I picture it, I would say that is a little funny  |
03-22-2005, 12:25 AM
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If it is a serious question I will tell them (a friend that is truly interested in buying one). Otherwise, my standard answer is "$22K-it was a demo." Then you can see the gears turn.
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I had some punk ass kid who was working at a parts store, busting my balls on the frame of the Hummer H2, he was giving me a lot of **** about it. I told the little ass hole, that the Hummer H2 was on a 1966 VW BUS Frame. The guy standing next to me drop his case of oil on the floor, he then walk over to the door and looked out at the Hummer, he then said " I be damn!, Well I be go to hell, that looks as big as a VW BUS" I walk out of the store with a BIG SMILE, that was the best one I pull off yet. |
03-22-2005, 03:30 PM
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Always at the gas station will you find the dummies.
I was filling up next/in front of a Grand Cherokee when the driver shook his head talking to himself at first, "Junk, junk, what a waste of money."
I proceeded to stare at his girlfriend/wife.
He asked,"Why would you waste your money on that?"
I ignored him and kept staring at his girl who is staring back.
He raised his voice,"Hey! are you deft? Retarded? The small dick made you deft?"
Still ignoring him, staring at his woman with a slight grin now.
"**** you cocksucker!" As he realized what I was doing.
I finished filling up, replaced the nozzle and cap. All this time still staring at her and she's staring back.
I did an exagerrated mimic of, I'll call you later." And calmly hopped in the H2 laughing. At this point all I could hear were threats or invites to bodily harm.
I thought I heard his head explode as I slowly drove off.
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03-26-2005, 04:01 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Dennis, that's one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.
Next time you get a physical at the doctor's office and have to drop your pants do the same thing. Stare at the nurse.  Guaranteed to make her blush! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What if it's a male nurse? 
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I got that "how much" question all the time too (together with "mpg?"). I'll tell them the numbers, and continue "but this is BY FAR the most fun car I've ever owned!" I'll tell them about John Bull, show them the battlescars on my paint, the crumpled exhaust under, the painted over deep gauges on both front and back bumpers... before you know it, most would say, "man, that does sound FUN! I gotta check it out at the dealers!"
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I got one last night as I pulled into a supermarket parking lot. A couple in a beat up minivan smiled at me and asked "What color is your H2?" Not being one to come up with intelligent glib answers off the cuff and since the company didn't give us a cool "stealth" or "victory" adjective I replied, "It's small school bus yellow"...they stopped smiling...about then I noticed they were parked in a handicap spot...I slunk away. 
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03-21-2005, 11:01 PM
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That bugs me too when people ask how much they cost.
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The standard question when I had mine was "Hey how much did that cost ya"
I did have a belittling experience in an Aston Martin dealers in South Florida once though - I was killing a bit of time - went in there to look at a V12 Vanquish - for a laugh - walked in and sat in the show room model - dressed in a pair of shorts and a T shirt.
This snotty looking English salesman walked over and asked me to get out of the car - I pointed into the parking lot and said "That happens to me my H2 out there"
He just sneered at me and replied "Sir the wheels on this car cost more than that did"
I left.
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Every since i had my first expensive car i always reply "all at once or over 60 months"....
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by lexpro:
Every since i had my first expensive car i always reply "all at once or over 60 months".... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I will remember that one!!LOL!! How about "all at once or over a lifetime?"
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I like that response, Rifle. I think I'll have to try it out.
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03-21-2005, 05:48 PM
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Wow... 6" lift raising it 4"... genius.
That guy didn't happen to look like this did he?
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03-21-2005, 09:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
As a matter of fact, that is exactly what he looked like. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm not surprised.
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03-21-2005, 06:04 PM
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As a matter of fact, that is exactly what he looked like.
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