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06-08-2006, 05:43 PM
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Need FJ responses
Ok, I need help with a list of responses for the FJ. One of our regulars for poker night just bought an FJ and has yet to see my H3 (sure he doesn't even know I have it). He is a real ball buster and I know he is going to be giving me a hard time about the FJ vs H3. I will definitely be calling his the KY cruiser but would love to hear any other responses you might suggest.
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06-08-2006, 05:57 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
"wow, your vehicle is as gay as mine"
"wow, we both must have a small penis"
"wow, think that jeep over there could pull us out?"

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06-08-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
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Originally Posted by Mooncricket
"wow, your vehicle is as gay as mine"
"wow, we both must have a small penis"
"wow, think that jeep over there could pull us out?"

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I guess if we're talking about Jeeps, we are talking (extremely) Modified Jeeps!! right? 
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06-08-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
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Originally Posted by Mooncricket
"wow, your vehicle is as gay as mine"
"wow, we both must have a small penis"
"wow, think that jeep over there could pull us out?"

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I was think more along the lines of "At least neither of us went with a Heep" 
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06-08-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
well, you got 33's and he got 32's.
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06-08-2006, 06:03 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
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well, you got 33's and he got 32's.
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I guess I should probably mention that most anything regarding specs and off road capability will probably be a waste on him. I don't think it will ever see a dirt road let alone anything challenging.
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06-08-2006, 06:09 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
Just make sure you are parked next to him so he can see how ugly his is. Oooh, better yet- park in front of him and go on a beer run mid-play. 
Then talk about all the fruity colors his comes in and invite him to take his lifted Mini to Tellico with us next time.
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06-08-2006, 06:13 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
"Did you know FJ stands for Fake Jeep?"
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06-08-2006, 06:22 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
Oh I didn't know things were so bad taht you had to save a few bucks and buy a wanta be Hummer?
You buy that for your wife? or kid?
did you get the free blow up doll with that thing?
I thought they quit making the Aztek?
Wow yea I heard taht thing won a ton of awards..... most ugly, most gay suv.......
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06-08-2006, 06:25 PM
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Re: Need FJ responses
I'm liking "Lifted Mini fake Jeep"
I would be more than happy to drag him around Tellico. How about you CP, ready? 
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