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10-28-2006, 07:25 PM
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Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
My friend just bought a used 04 H2 33K miles, air box, exhaust, and possibly tuning. He's been talking smack about how much faster his H2 than my H3. His wife has an H3 so he knows it all. He shows up at my house with his mom and is ready to go. We go to our favorite 1/2 mile race spot and I pull many car lengths on him. I caught the lights and beat him back to my house. I parked the H3, ran in the house, got a drink and a box of Cheese-its and sat on the porch. He pulled up and I said c'mon I cooked some steaks while he was gone, leave your keys on my table, and you can use my phone to call your wife to pick you up. Since I'm a nice guy I gave him his H2 back. As he's leaving with his mom he shouts out the window see-ya Hummer Jr. Some kids never learn.
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10-28-2006, 07:30 PM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
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Originally Posted by ChevyHighPerformance
My friend just bought a used 04 H2 33K miles, air box, exhaust, and possibly tuning. He's been talking smack about how much faster his H2 than my H3. His wife has an H3 so he knows it all. He shows up at my house with his mom and is ready to go. We go to our favorite 1/2 mile race spot and I pull many car lengths on him. I caught the lights and beat him back to my house. I parked the H3, ran in the house, got a drink and a box of Cheese-its and sat on the porch. He pulled up and I said c'mon I cooked some steaks while he was gone, leave your keys on my table, and you can use my phone to call your wife to pick you up. Since I'm a nice guy I gave him his H2 back. As he's leaving with his mom he shouts out the window see-ya Hummer Jr. Some kids never learn.
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So does he live with MOMMY or WIFEie
OR
BOTH ...
RYD
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10-28-2006, 08:14 PM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
Wife-ie - his mother lives near me though. He lives about an hour away.
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10-28-2006, 09:03 PM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
Your mistake was giving him his H2 back.
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10-29-2006, 12:33 AM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
I'd make him buy it back, then go buy another H3.
or trade it for a Sky.
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10-29-2006, 12:46 AM
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10-29-2006, 12:58 AM
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I'd make him buy it back, then go buy another H3.
or trade it for a Sky.
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Sky's are pretty awesome. I think they are only making small numbers like 10,000 or 20,000 per year and there is about a year wait if you order one. |
10-30-2006, 02:44 AM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
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So does he live with MOMMY or WIFEie
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BOTH ...
RYD
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Yikes, now there's a frightening visual. Just set the two of them on the front porch for Halloween. |
10-30-2006, 03:06 AM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
his tires must have been low.
I bet you cheated too  .
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10-30-2006, 03:40 AM
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Re: Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...
It's theraputic to share your H3 dreams.
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It's theraputic to share your H3 WET dreams.
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10-31-2006, 12:38 AM
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Please don't tease PARAGON. You know PARAGON is emotionally unstable, technically inept, and doesn’t leave his computer. I know that mostly everyone has proven PARAGON wrong and he still doesn’t understand torque and horsepower. PARAGON stills cries himself to sleep after Michael1 kicked his ass.
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10-30-2006, 10:43 PM
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his tires must have been low.
I bet you cheated too . |
I'm sure I'll hear even more excuses. |
10-30-2006, 11:09 PM
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I made the story up to compensate the H3's lackabilities and to alleviate my insecurities.
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