Anyone ever been to Florida?

[NewHummerGuy]

Just being a smartass

[CO Hummer]

Anyone ever been banned before?

[NewHummerGuy]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Anyone ever been banned before?

Only once by accident


although I can sense one coming rather quickly.....

[Vettster]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Anyone ever been banned before?

Back when I was in high school.
Never got to go to band camp though.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Vettster

Back when I was in high school.

Hhahaha. You BAND NERD. We called 'em "bandies" in high school.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

Just being a smartass

[K9sH3]

Yes!!!

And its hot, always hot, even when its cold it is hot! Lots of bugs! to much or not enough rain, Tornado's and Hurricanes, plus we even get a fire storm once a year. Snakes, gators and all sorts of nasty varmits. Thugs and gangs have taken over. Space program going to sh!t. Over building and development has ruined everything. Bingo and shuffleboard have taken over as the number one sport. Insurance rate are so high now that you need to take out a 2nd mortgage to avord it. Our Gov't doesn't give a crap about anyone but themselves. Our roadsd can't handle the traffic from the over development. Our reef is dieing and now out Gulf is about to be destroyed. Ship's clean out their sewage within 3 miles of the beaches and spill garbage and oil, so that we cna find treasure on the beaches.
Other than that, its a great place to visit. But don't move here.

[K9sH3]

oh yeah! Don't foget all the damn ants and cock-a-roaches or as we call them Palmetto bugs. They can crawl on you as you sleep and you never know.

HAHAHAHAhahaha!

"THE SUNSHINE STATE, my arse"

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

cock-a-roaches or as we call them Palmetto bugs. They can crawl on you as you sleep and you never know.

If everything else about Florida was total paradise, that fact in itself would keep me away. AHHHHHHH!

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

If everything else about Florida was total paradise, that fact in itself would keep me away. AHHHHHHH!

Don't worry, the scorpions crawling on your sleeping body will deter the cockroaches.

[KenP]

Funny thing you didn't mention bugs before K9. I'm having second and third thoughts...

[IlikeHummers]

That's where I came over on the boat Mang! 1980 was the jear, me and Chico started our freedom from our Communist dictator.

[dеiтайожни]

Wow, a lot of negativity. What about all the good stuff? Like the cocaine that washes ashore here? Approximately $100M worth of cocaine washes up PER 1000ft of coastline every single year. Simply owning ocean front property in FL is one of the most profitable occupations in the US. We also have one of America's last "wild wests", you can get away with anything in the everglades. Can't find that anywhere else.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

We also have one of America's last "wild wests", you can get away with anything in the everglades.

I thought I heard you squealing out there when we drove across last year.

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Wow, a lot of negativity. What about all the good stuff? Like the cocaine that washes ashore here? Approximately $100M worth of cocaine washes up PER 1000ft of coastline every single year. Simply owning ocean front property in FL is one of the most profitable occupations in the US. We also have one of America's last "wild wests", you can get away with anything in the everglades. Can't find that anywhere else.

SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Why do you think I live on the beach, Sh!t hold on, I drop my gold straw.
Oh dang thats right I forgot about the scorpians. If you pour gas all around them and set it on fire, they will kill themselves.