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How often do you poop?
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1 or 2 times a day, every day, like clockwork! (I really like my Raisin Bran every morning)
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62.07%
A few times a week, I think. (It's pretty casual around here)
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10.34%
I don't know. (What the hell are you thinking with this thread?!)
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6.90%
Depends on my diet. (****tee beef gives me the runs)
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3.45%
I don't poop. (I make Ken leave the house so he doesn't know I poop)
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17.24%
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#1
02-28-2007, 07:42 PM
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How often do you poop?
Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
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02-28-2007, 07:51 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
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02-28-2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
Me too. Few sips of coffee and a couple puffs from Marlboro Med and I am off to the shi%ter
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02-28-2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Calling your turd(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.Quote:
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Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
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02-28-2007, 08:16 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve
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02-28-2007, 11:13 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That read like a cross between a Metamucil and Dairy Queen commercial.
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02-28-2007, 08:36 PM
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Calling your turd(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.
Now thats the REAL Golden (brown) Spike
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02-28-2007, 07:54 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
That's funny.
I never saw my wifey pinch a loaf during our first 4 years. Very discreet. Now after 13 years, she doesn't care if I'm brushing my teeth, she'll walk in and release the hounds of hell.
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02-28-2007, 09:10 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
I still laugh when I think about that.
"Kenny, we need more butter. Would you be a sweetie and run get some?"
Then....
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02-28-2007, 09:18 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Nah uh.
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02-28-2007, 09:21 PM
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Nah uh.
Actually I think your avatar fits this thread, like a "before/after" Ken leaves.
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02-28-2007, 09:46 PM
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All the time.
That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?
No way you could have lasted 14 hours.
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03-01-2007, 11:59 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
This gotta be the most interesting thread ever posted on her e!
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03-04-2007, 08:41 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Once a day, same time pretty much...and about 10 minutes after going into any book store or library for some odd, unknown reason.. I don't take the reading material with me though.
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03-04-2007, 10:46 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP
2. Fold square in half
3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle)
4. Open square of TP
5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down
6. Ram it up your rear and pull out
7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger
8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail.
There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops.
Two rolls should last a person one-year
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