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07-22-2007, 04:50 PM
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How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off
After she tells you about the wonderful breakfast she's about to make you, drop a nasty bomb in the kitchen. Then get out real fast and let her walk into the bomb. 
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07-22-2007, 04:59 PM
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Re: How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off
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After she tells you about the wonderful breakfast she's about to make you, drop a nasty bomb in the kitchen. Then get out real fast and let her walk into the bomb. |
it will help if you have beer and pickled sausages and pickled eggs the night before...
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07-22-2007, 05:08 PM
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it will help if you have beer and pickled sausages and pickled eggs the night before...
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Well, beer and a well marinated steak seems to have done the trick.
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07-22-2007, 06:05 PM
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Re: How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off
You may have a roommate soon. 
I was going to make blueberry pancakes but decided to go with sausage, eggs, perfect red potato hashbrowns and fresh peaches and blueberries tossed with a lil sugar and a splash of orange juice.
He doesn't like pancakes all that much so I was doing it for him, doting on him and telling him that I was going to make him a nice breakfast.
I then walked in and started gagging and cursing.  
I don't even now why I enable such behavior by feeding him.  |
07-22-2007, 08:38 PM
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07-22-2007, 08:55 PM
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Re: How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off
Ok, this is disgusting, but there is a pancake house in a neighboring town (Original Pancake House) where their bacon is excellent. Applewood, thick cut, I think. You can always tell when people have it because there is a line down to the bathroom after eating and the stench from the people in line is unbelievable. ROFLOL. The bacon flavor is the best .. but for some reason, it affects everyone who eats it the same way. I think the mix of the bacon and their chickory coffee together may be the reason.  |
07-24-2007, 06:26 AM
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I then walked in and started gagging and cursing. |
Make sure he takes the gerbils out next time. 
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