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09-09-2008, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 1,050
How Guys Think
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."
Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to **** off.
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29-Jul-2008
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09-10-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Europe, Belgium, Waregem
Posts: 5,280
Re: How Guys Think
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