Trolls - please post here

[mr.jeepster]

To Gorton and Hummer Destroyer and the other pathetic little troll-like creatures out there, I am INVITING you to please respond here.

Just what is lacking in your sad little lives that has you reaching some sort of gratification by bashing other people's happiness?

Can a mass of metal, glass and gas really anger you this much? Have you sought therapy for this?

Have you nothing better to do with your time? Nothing more constructive?

Do you really think that tossing in an occasional word you learned on a little "Increase your vocabulary" cassette tape makes you sound more intelligent?

For what it's worth, I find you amusing. In a pathetic kind of way, but amusing nonetheless.


Now PLEASE, rant and rave and justify your sickness and sadness. I need a laugh.

Scott '03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD

[KenP]

Thank goodness for the jokes. These girls suck at being trolls.

Have another beer.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

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The ratio is about 1 Hummer to humiliate 1000 Jeeps. So there is some truth in your statement.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My hubby is going to read this and I'm going to be hearing this joke until the day I die!! Thanks alot! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Always here top help in any way I can

[Mr. Jeep]

This has certainly turned in to the joke forum!! Oh, but what fun! I'll come up with another, promise!

[Goalkeeper]

Mr Troll's post was just like all the other chicken **** jeepers who make an ignorant smartass comment and run...not to be heard from again. Or flip you off as you pass...

Not to mention the same, tired BS of a rant.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So what exactly is your point? Is it that most Hummer owners don't take them off road? If that is your point, agreed, now tell us something that we don't already know. I may be missing something but where were the Hummer owners flaunting anything? If you are talking about pic that's show homes or other vehicles sure, they are here. Don't recall ever seeing one where the person posting said anything like look at my expensive things unless they posted the pic to prove they had what they said they had to a troll like you. So you went wheeling with 1200+ jeeps this weekend and you think that is more than the total number of Hummers that have been off road. Your point again is what. If you had a brain in your head you would realize that there has got to be a minimum of 200, if not 2,000, jeep on the road for every single Hummer. Of course there are going to be more jeeps on the trail, go figure. I actually counted one day last week how many jeeps and Hummers I saw driving around. At the end of the day I say 5 Hummers and I lost count on the jeeps at about 120. I would bet that at least 90% of the jeeps I saw will never see anything worse than a gravel road. Does that change anything about the jeeps capability? No it doesn't, so maybe you should wrap this around your tiny little brain. Whether a Hummer is taken off road or not, it is still a more than capable off road vehicle and at some point you will have to admit it to yourself. I know you and your little jeep feel threatened by Hummers but it will be ok, there is room enough for both on the trail.

[Andy C]

There is this really drunk guy standing at a bar - he turns to the person next to him and says

"Hey have you heard my dumb blonde joke"

The woman he is talking to sneers at him and says

"You probably have no idea who I am - I am the American womens wrestling champion and I am blonde, and over there at the end of the bar is my good friend the European womens kick boxing champion - and she is also blonde, and sitting next to her is our good friend from russia - she happens to be the world womens middle weight boxing champion who is here in this country to defend her title tomorrow night - and in case it escaped your attention she is blonde also - so would you care to tell your dumb blonde joke now *******"

He looks at her and says "Nah - not if I have to explain it three times"

[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
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Bait taken, first out of water

[Mr. Jeep]

There's this hunter that goes up in to the mountains to kill his first bear. He's looking around and finally sees the biggest, most beautiful bear standing perfectly still in the clearing. He hides behind a bush, loads his gun, aims and fires. A huge cloud of smoke appears as he fires and he's looking and looking to see if he got him. Finally the smoke clears and there is no bear. He can't believe it. All of a sudden he feels several taps on his shoulder and slowly turns around. Damn be it, there's the bear. The bear points at his pants as if to pull them down. The hunter pulls his pants down in fear of the bear killing him and the bear grabs him by the shoulders and bam, bam, bam, does him from behind. The bear calmy leaves.

This hunter is pissed off. He recovers and starts looking for the bear again certain this time he is going to teach this bear a lesson. He spots him. He hides, shoots, big cloud of smoke, no bear. All of sudden he feels several taps on his shoulder. Without anything even mentioned he pulls his pants down and bam, bam, bam, the bear does him from behind and leaves.

Now he is really pissed off. He goes down to town and picks up the biggest gun you have ever seen, goes back up and waits patiently thinking he's gonna get this bear for sure. He spots him, he shoots, big cloud of smoke, no bear. Once again, the hunter feels a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. He turns around as the bear finally speaks and, with a big grin, says "you're not here for the hunting, are you?"

[DRTYFN]

Shots anyone?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
And if he should get frisky at night,
Please don't let him glue-stick my eyes shut tight. Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fixed

[Corn_Fed]

meant to quote that... bwahhahaaa

[Mr. Jeep]

Okay, that one was a good one!! Gotta go spend time w/ the family. See ya tomorrow!

[H2Finally]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
<font size=8 color="red">.</font> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed for you CP </div></BLOCKQUOTE> SHOW OFF!!

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
There is a Scotsman and an American walking through the Highlands of Scotland - they stumble across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

"Whey hey - too good an oppurtunity to miss" says the Scotsman.

So he whips the kilt to one side and shags the sheep.

"Your turn Yank" he says when he is finished.

The American sticks his head in the fence.

Is that funny enough. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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You haved to be Scottish? I'll send another female/male joke this way just for you!

[Andy C]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look, Gorton got his period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Buggar I was just about to say that.

[Andy C]

Oh and by the way - Lighten up MrD - if it wasnt for Trolls we would only be discussing where to keep loose change in the bloody things.

[Mr. Jeep]

That was truly funny!! But now you have created a dilemna!! My hubby is going to read this and I'm going to be hearing this joke until the day I die!! Thanks alot!

[Corn_Fed]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
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now thats some funny ****... you guys should stick to this and ignore the trolling... seriously