OMFG what an F-ING PILE!

[NorCal_H3]

Hate to take up space with another thread on this, but here’s the scoop. We buy the truck last night… drive it home for 2 hours. Something smells burnt in the garage, we figure it’s normal during break-in. Call GM and dealer this morning just to make sure, they say “yeah” normal. Ok, fair enough. So wife calls during the day says there’s a leak, bla bla bla. Mind you she’s a couple of hours away meeting a client. I tell her to keep an eye the temp guide and watch out for any weird sounds.

I’m leaving work, walking towards my own truck… oh $hit – bumper is completely covered in oil…WTF?!?!?! This is the truck I was following her in last night. I never noticed because we got home at dark last night and I left early this morning. My windshield is covered in tiny dots, which last night I thought were just bunch of tiny bugs off the highway.

I get home… H3 in the garage… oil all over the floor. H3 is completely covered in oil in the back: tailgate, window, bumper, lights, tire, everything. I look under… it’s EVERYWHERE. F************CK!!! THE THING IS NOT EVEN A DAY OLD!!! I can’t tell where it’s coming from yet, my guess is a gasket blew somewhere, but I’ll check again tonight once I cool off and get my head on straight, I’m so livid right now… For all I know it could be a loose oil filter.

Now I get to deal with service, rental, cleanup… who knows what other kind of BS, in addition to worrying about potential damage this caused, what could be contaminated by oil, etc. I MEAN DAAAMN!!!

She had a perfectly good Lexus before this… Ok, done venting for now, I was hoping to take some pix tonight too. F*CK! ...what a disappointment...

[KenP]

Looks like too much ArmorAll.

Stop being a drama queen. You sound like that h3lady and her freaky son.

Take it in and they'll fix it. Besides, if it has pressure you're ok.

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Ouch! Bet that hurt coming off!! She's never gonna look the same! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If need be, I will check to make sure you are right. I am willing to take one, or two, for the team </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!

[NorCal_H3]

My "imaginary vehicles"... what??? Lets review again, you moron... could it be my D2 I mentined?

[Mr. I - Man]

HIHUMMER Please post your pics in THE WOODSHED

[DennisAJC]

Thanks Ken. Your avatar made me lose my chub.

[HIHUMMER]

OMG!!!!!

[H3OwnerDiz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> LMAO! HIHUMMER, I just spit my coffee out laughing when I saw that! Crazy woman, you're more brave than I am!

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
HIHUMMER Please post your pics in THE WOODSHED </div></BLOCKQUOTE>What's that?

[DennisAJC]

Naw you`re a bitch with a POS D2 pissed because your wife drives a Hummer.

She must smack you alot to clam your frazzled limp wristed tantrums. LMAO!

Nice try on the fake oil(ArmourAll) pics.

Be a man and take it back to the dealer instead of crying like a little whore. Mabye your wife might respect you again and stop smackin you around.

[KenP]

Dennis, where's other avatar?

[DennisAJC]

You really are thick in the head aren`t you?

What did you call this thread again???
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">OMFG WHAT A FU`ING PILE" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ON A HUMMER FORUM????

That alone ensures your fate here. I imagine with that POS D2 you`ve been kicked out of Disco Forum for going Martha Gay also.

If you still don`t get why you`re being flamed then you need to take a short drive off a cliff. This is a Hummer Forum.

All of your posts and threads have been negative. You even took a shot at H2s. You will have my special attention now

And I don`t reply to weak ass PMs where the child acts tough out in public but sheepish in private messages. I have no respect for that.

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RMST:
I second that. More photos. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's only customary that you post photos of you and your ride.

"EVERBODY DOES IT"!

[DennisAJC]

Norcal you`re a lying sack-o-sh1t.

Take you imaginary vehicles over to the Hyundai site and whine your beotch ass over there.

We already know about you so don`t bother making up anymore stories.

Little cumgobbler.

[HummerNewbie]

HIHUMMER, should I just go ahead and post those pics that you PMed to me?



Sorry guys, just kidding

[crotch_rocket_pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Surferjo:
Dude it might be best if you change your screen name and just started over again. It's like 3 o-clock high around here for you.

I can totally understad you being angry but this post was equivalent of going to a PETA meetings and asking when Bald Eagles are comming off the endangered species list because you have almost forgotten what they tasted like. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Love the analogy....priceless. I will have to remember that one.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Ouch! Bet that hurt coming off!! She's never gonna look the same! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If need be, I will check to make sure you are right. I am willing to take one, or two, for the team

[NorCal_H3]

Canadian Deity... you are a stupid f*ck with IQ deficiency. Go re-read your posts, clown... what was all that jibbery about again? Right. Got really big mouth making all these personal attacks with no wit to back them up. Don't even have the balls to answer a civil private post. Pussy. And quit crying about "fake" pix: I've got nothing better to do than spray **** on my truck just to entertain your lame ass Think up some original sh1t, or stfu.

[timgco]

OK- since you just go this POS and have had it less than THREE days, you can return it! I think that's the rule here in CO anyhow.

QUESTIONS:

HTF did oil get on teh back window?

Looking at your D2 bumper: it looks like armor all or something.

Did you guys drive through something on the way home last night maybe and it just got hung up on the skidplate or something. I'm guessing not if there really is that much oil everywhere.

With all the trolls on this site, I could see something like this being posted here, but I do believe you have an H3 or access to one.

Either way, if there really is that much oil, don't drive it and call your dealer 1st thing in the AM. Remember, it's not the sales guys fault this happened, but get the Sales Manager on the phone and tell him this 24 hour old truck leaks more oil than your D2. .. and that's BS because the HUMMER is way better than that thing... and newer too.

[Mr. I - Man]

On the bright side that POS H3 ( in it's present condition) still leaks less oil than any vehicle ever made by Land Rover.