Kids say the best things...

[bparker]

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Le mon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh, my God, they're a$$holes!"

[KenP]

A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.

"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?"

Joe answered the correct airline.
"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?"

And John answered, "Mom."

and the truth...

[Ground hawg]

I was in a store chech out line a few years back, cute lookin lady with a 5-6 year old in front of me, the kid keeps askin for candy and the mom keeps tellin him no,the kid starts gettin more and more into a tantrum. mother's lookin a little pissed off. finaly kid shouts out "IF YOU DONT GET ME SOME CANDY I'M GONA TELL GRANMA YOU WERE BITIN DADDY'S WILLY" . me an the cashier just burst out laghin as the lady grabed the kid an ran out the store

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by bparker

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Le mon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh, my God, they're a$$holes!"

That's awesome! FWDED!

[MarineHawk]

Until recently, my 3-yr-old's verbal sparring with me consisted of things like "you're a big silly daddy," "you're a silly bear," and the like. But on Ssunday, and his grin got bigger as each word came out, he looked at me and said "you're ..... a ..... big ..... fat ..... piece of poo!"

I couldn't do anything but laugh.

[bparker]

hahahahaha

Originally Posted by Ground hawg

"IF YOU DONT GET ME SOME CANDY I'M GONA TELL GRANMA YOU WERE BITIN DADDY'S WILLY" . me an the cashier just burst out laghin as the lady grabed the kid an ran out the store