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Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Yo momma is so fat when she hauls a-s-s she has to make two trips
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03-31-2006, 08:50 PM
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Yo momma is so fat her high school graduation picture is an aerial photograph
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Yo momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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03-31-2006, 08:52 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she gets runs in her jeans.
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Yo momma is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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03-31-2006, 09:15 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
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Dats a goot von!! 
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03-31-2006, 09:17 PM
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Yo momma is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. 
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Yo momma is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas
Yo momma is so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo momma is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo momma is so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
Yo momma is so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Getting tired of typing
more fat jokes
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Yo mama's so stupid that when she filled out a job application where is says person to contact in case of emergency, the bitch put 911.
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03-31-2006, 09:39 PM
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Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
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03-31-2006, 09:39 PM
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Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
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Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
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03-31-2006, 09:40 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her
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03-31-2006, 09:42 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy met her at the pound.
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03-31-2006, 09:42 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearin Levi's 501's, she wears Levi's 1002's
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03-31-2006, 09:43 PM
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
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03-31-2006, 09:44 PM
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
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