got my H3 back from the dealer regarding my 4wd problem i had this weekend

[wannabeH3]

the dealer was such a pain to get a hold of this time, and they never called me to tell me it was done, so i called them at like 7pm and the manager said he would park it outside and leave the keys in it, and that the service guy said he didnt know why it had that problem, he said that i had locked out the stabilitrack somehow and said it could happen if i did this maneuver that goes something like this:

like shift into 4 hi locked, then shift gears while the light is blinking and then switch back to 4hi while hanging your left arm out the window and sticking your head out the sunroof at the same time while honking the horn with the AC on, and squirting the rear window washer. thats pretty much the process he described to me which is not what i did, i simply turned it on and had stabilitrack and 4wd errors and couldnt shift into 4wd. anyways the rig is working good, so i washed it and re-installed my running boards as i took them off to go braffin a week ago. i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts.