Joke of the day

[Agriv8r]

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman
sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter
over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to
be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she
is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it
over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over
there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the
man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars
in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note
of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I
happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850 and a
Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over twenty-five
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND
THE BOTTLE BACK