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Default Strange happenings in the UK

Bored today, so I decided to read some UK papers, and here are two articles from the Metro

It's not a bomb, it's a penis pump
Friday, August 25, 2006

If you were travelling with your mum and got caught with a penis pump on you, what would you use as a cover up?

One man was so embarrassed he declared the sex-aid was in fact a bomb.

The 29-year-old Illinois man was travelling to Turkey when officials stopped him.

Madin Azad Amin later told officials he had lied about the item as his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to know.

His defense attorney told a Cook County judge that Amin whispered to security that it was a 'pump' and he was misheard.

But then a security guard testified that she clearly heard Amin say the word 'bomb'.

He has been charged with felony disorderly conduct.

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Sex blunder
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
A WOULD-BE Casanova needed surgery after sticking a pencil into his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic had to call an ambulance when the pencil shifted and got stuck in his bladder.

Surgeons successfully removed it.

Tupic, of Belgrade, told hospital staff he had never heard of Viagra.
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