License Plate

[Bill Kervaski]

Why the <insert explicit verbage here> did HUMMER decide to only have a two screw License Plate mount? I don't know about you guys, but here in Alabama (Yee-Haw! And yes, we do have cable and big cities) the Department of Corrections mass produce our license plates. I got one that was bent and took it back down to the DMV and spent 30 minutes looking for one that was somewhat flat. There wasn't ANY flat license plates in the place. Usually, I would just screw all four bolts in and be done with it but NOOOOO, now I have a noisy, clanking eye sore.

Any suggestions?

F*ck it. I'm moving to a state that has flat license plates.

Bill

- Bill