So I once hired a Macintosh dewd back in the day..

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I ran across this pic and was laughing my ass off when I found it and thought I would post it.

We hired a high end software architect back in the day when we were working on some .com startups.

When he told us to get him a Mac we all cringed as we all know "mac people are special".

Well in any case this dood was weird as hell. He had a glass eye, a hump on his back like the hunch back of notre dame and he constantly farted and burped.

He was the most arrogant and egotistical tard on the planet and we later found out he basically didnt know **** about his job, he was FULL of BS and we let him go - but anyway he would NEVER go out to eat lunch with all of us. Never!

One day we came back early from lunch and his door was closed. We heard some strange gaggin noises coming from inside his office and got worried so I slowly opened the door to see WTF was going on.

Well, here is exactly how we found him. All laid back knocked out - snoring like a drunk that had knocked himself out with several 5ths of whiskey.

Blue lips and all he was struggling for air due to his weight - but in reality he was just taking his normal daily nap as we later found out when we were all out to lunch.

After I took the pic we were all crackin up about it in the office and I tried to show it to him and he FREAKED OUT and started jumping around like a monkey and acting like he was about to pass out. He then told me that he can not see himself alseep or he will wig out litterally or something strange like that....

Good times those were..