New years resolution?

[The Green Lantern]

Build bridges,..........I'll start taking cold showers. This is no joke. We have a serious pollution problem on our hands. Jeep people ruining our forest, cutting little trees, making new trails. Power plants pump thousands of pollutants into the air each year. This causes smog and acid rain that kills plants and animals. It ruins plants' immune systems, making them more susceptible to life-threatening diseases. It ruins lakes, ponds and rivers, the natural habitat of fish. Trout and salmon are being born with half developed gills, three eyes or one eye, and two tails. It might even hurt humans.

Next, we could promote scientific research that reveals the health benefits of cold showers. They increase your heart rate, which is a form of exercise, and will add couple of years to your life. They make for more efficient use of time. With a cold shower, you're in and out. No standing around dreaming about the new JK or H4. This means you get to work faster, and can be more efficient and productive.