REDNECK PICKUP LINES

[bparker]

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away!

2) Are yer folks retarded?
cuz ya sure are special!

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea...
I can't hold it in!

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out!

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em!

6) If you 'n I were squirrels,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole! GEEZ!

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
But beauty is only a light switch away!

8) man says: "FAT PENGUIN"
woman says: 'WHAT"?
man says: " I just wanted to say something to break the ice"!

9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone...
but I bet I can make yer bed rock! (dumb)

10) I can't find my puppy....can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room! hehe...

11) Yer eyes are blue...as window cleaner!

12) If yer gonna regret this in da mornin....
we can sleep in til the afternoon!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench....
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up! WOOT!!