10 things to ponder for 2007

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10. Life is se*ually transmitted.


9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die


8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Ho*ny. If you see him without ane*ection, make him a sandwich.


7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person tousethe internet and they won't bother you for weeks


6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitaldying of nothing



4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention tocriticism.



3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and asubstantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???


2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world isweird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:


1. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located amongthemillions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to wherethousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe weshouldput the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.