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[Sewie]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

That is so gross.

See! you guys have to be coaxed into pissing where you are supposed to. They do studies on it because you guys can't piss right (or straight rather, pissing right or left is precisely what you do)?! Why can't you all pee nicely? You're happy to piss straight just to piss on a poor fly?

That's nothing. At one the poker rooms in San Jose, they lay newspaper under the urinals. All the AZNs that go there can't seem to make it into the urinal.