WHATS WRONG WITH MY H2

[twinsdad]

It doesnt drip oil
It doesnt have a broken windshield
It has laundry hooks
It doesnt have wind noise
It's CD player works perfect
Its lights dont leak water into the cab
Its engine has never had an issue in 30,000 miles
It always starts and the battery has never died.

Help whats wrong with my 2003 H2, NOT A DAMN THING. And now I am in the market to add a SUT to the garage. I love ours wouldnt trade it for anything, well unless it was red and Italian, but that wouldnt work well off road