Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack

[usetosellhummer]

Originally Posted by phantom2

First of all,I can see you guys don't know "gay" from "redneck".I'll be the first to admit that I didn't know anything about "rednecks" until I moved to Florida.There is not one self-respecting "redneck"that would be caught dead with such a "cheesy"set of balls as depicted in this thread.When I first arrived here, I was stopped at a light, and there they were,a set of testicles on the back of the local mode of transport,a red F150.I soon learned that this was a sure sign of masculinity since the women drive their trucks without "balls".I have also noticed that the quality of these "nuts" varies from manufacturer to manufacturer with the top of the line testicles comparing to an actual prosthetic in quality.

Well I am a little on the outs here see I am half hillbilly. Hillbilly's would not put rubber balls on the back becasue the bumper was never purchased from the dealer with the truck. Hummer would be something the "Boss" owned or a rich uncle you got their black lung settlement check. I do have some stickers refleting the half hillbilly.