You know your from Florida when....

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Originally Posted by 3Hummer

You know you're from Florida when.....

"Down South" means Key West. = Key Wierd

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola. = lol

Flip-flops are everyday wear. =True

Shoes are for business meetings and church. = true

No, wait, flip flops are good for church too. = also true

Socks are only for bowling. =True

Orange juice from concentrate makes you vomit. = hmmmm.

Tap water makes you vomit. = Depends

Sweet tea can be served at any meal. = Oh Hell yes

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. =yup

You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip to Florida. = Yup

You measure distance in minutes. = Wow thats so true

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. = Yup

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. = I do that to make them leave

You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. = True

All the local festivals are named after a fruit. = yup

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. = LOL

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. = Very true

Your winter coat is made of denim = hmmm..

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. = Yup

You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. = NA

You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas. = and Christmas is comming

It's not "pop." It's "soda" or "coke." = yup

Anything under 70 is chilly. = Put a fire in the fire pit

You've hosted a hurricane party. = Yes

You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. = Yes

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches. = Yes

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee , Okahumpka and Loxahatchee. = Ok I admit I still can't say them.

You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than have a boat yourself. = True

You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. = True

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include various fish, the NRA and a confederate flag. = Yes

You were 8 before you realized they made houses without pools. = NA

You were 12 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. = True

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas. = Wait thats not normal?

You know what the "stingray shuffle" is and why it's important! = and the shark dance.

You could swim before you could read. = Prolly

You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. = YES!

Every other house had blue roofs in 2004-2005. = O now thats just wrong, but true

You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark. = I got jipped then

You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. = True

You dread the lovebug seasons. = Yes

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne. = Yes

You know why flamingos are pink. = nope

You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. = And still hate them

You were twelve before you ever saw snow or you still haven't. = NA

When the northerners complain that 80 is 'so hot', you just stand there in your bathing suit and shorts. = hahahaha yes

You refer to the seasons as......Tourist Season?.....Fire Seaso n?.....Hurricane Season? and Mosquito Season? = Yes





I totally agree that this is soooo tru, i didnt see snow till i was 15

I don't know where you got this, but it is very good, It made me laugh. Thanks
Wayne