Is this bad - Swallow

[KenP]

With only 13 days to go the wife is sick and tired of the cute little parasite in her belly and wants him out. Now!

What to do, what to do?

Yeah, she's walking and stuff like that and the contractions are happening and all the other junk that goes with it. But what to do to speed it up?

Well guess what, she found some info on the 'net (then it must be true, right?) that says consuming semen after a bj will induce labor. Yep, it encourages giving blowjobs and finishing the deed. Hummmmm...

Needless to say, I've been as supportive as I can of her and her decisions so who am I to step in and tell her it's just an old wives tale? That's just not right. She needs encouragement, you know. Confidence that she's doing the right thing.

In order to do my part, I've been doing my very best to remind her of this process every few hours. I mean, it's tough on me and my unit, so I'm really sacrificing too. I'm sure you all understand. This is a big commitment on my part having to have my pork sword slathered up with mouth juice every few hours. Then having to supply the necessary baby batter. It's tough. Really tough.

What do you think? I believe I'm doing the right thing by not telling her. I'd really hate to upset her.