The KNOB !!!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her
about a new procedure called "The Knob," where
a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's
head and could be turned to tighten up her skin
and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened
the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the
woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems "All these years,
everything has been working just fine. I've had
to turn the knob many times and I've always loved
the results. But now I've developed two annoying
problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts ."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee!