Heeeere's your Sign.....

[HummBebe]

Here’s your sign:

Aries:
The “Idea” guy, OR, the “fools rush in where angels fear to tread” guy.

Wheeling:
Brave, feerless, and will to take on ANY obstacle. They make excellent trail bosses!


Taurus:
The Potato. Thick, dense and coarse. Slow moving, like a potato.

Wheeling:
You won’t find too many out there…. They love the outdoors part, but its too much work. They prefer sunny places where they can bake…like a potato.


Gemini:
Two-face possesses the “impatient intellect”. They are intolerant of stupidity. (I bet we have a few of these around here…)

Wheeling:
They are GREAT wheelers. Confident in their actions. They possess lightening fast analytical skills.


Cancer:
The Politician. Funny, charming, and sweet. However, it is difficult to understand what they are trying to say.

Wheeling:
Do not let them lead or spot…they will change their minds too much.


Leo:
The “Star”. Attention whores…the lot of them. Big kids too!

Wheeling:
They love to be trail boss…but only if you have the camera ready!



Virgo:
The Practical Perfectionist. Observant, patient, studious and methodical. Always prepared with something to dust with. (They HATE dust).

Wheeling:
Prefer to let others go first. Carefully observing and taking mental notes, then performing flawlessly. Making it all look very easy.


Libra:
The Beauty Lover. They love and admire all things pretty. Especially HUMMERS.

Wheeling:
The love the beauty of the scenery, and nature, but, day-trips only please, no camping.


Scorpio:
The LOSERS of the Zodiac. Sneaky, dirty, nasty, suspicious and vague. They have absolutely nothing positive to say, ever. They are passionate, intense and great in the sack.

Wheeling:
Now what would be the point to that?

Side note: Female Scorpions are very cool, but most of them talk like truck drivers.


Sagittarius:
The Boppo Clown philosopher. Almost always in a good mood. Nothing gets them down. They are very smart about people, and are easy to get along with.

Wheeling:
They are kind of flaky – probably will not show up most of the time. They are to busy thinking about…stuff. They are good tail-gunners.


Capricorn:
The wise old Goat. They are very practical, and very pragmatic. Not a good idea to p1ss them off. Honestly, if they have no use for you, you may as well be dead.

Wheeling:
Like Virgo, they will always show aptitude for whatever they attempt. They will always approach things in a well thought out, methodical manner…kind of like a serial killer.


Aquarius:
The Friend of the Zodiac. They like everybody and everybody likes them, but they LOVE thinking.

Wheeling:
Like a good cook (and they are good cooks) they are always prepared, and possess a keen sense of timing. Very important skills in wheeling. They also have great reflexes and are quick on their feet, or, wheels.


Pisces:
The Squishy fish. Sweet, emotional, deep, slithery and slippery. (My personal favorite). They can’t commit to anything, but they sure are fun to be around.

Wheeling:
They just love to have fun, and is pretty much game for anything…as long as you are doing it!



That is all.