Dream come true????

[Steve R]

So tonight I went to my 20 year high school reunion. It was neat, sorta trippy, but good. After the evening was over and we were on the way out:

I was driving through the hotel parking lot when out from the front lobby doors walks about 6 of the former hottest gals from my class. It's like a dream come true. Several of them eye the bad-ass Hummer coming along...I roll down the window to say goodnite to some of them...the dialog runs like this:

One of them: "Oh, a Hummer.....I love them so much" (all admiring)

Me: "goodnight....see ya in another decade"

One of them: "Oh my God....YOU drive a Hummer!!!"

Another one of them: "Steve, you got a Hummer?!!!"

Another one of them: "I want a Hummer, give me your Hummer"

Me: "You want my Hummer....you give me a Hummer first and we'll talk about it"..(as I drove on by)

Felt good like I knew it would,

My wife slapped me a bit....but that pain lasted for a few moments...the memory of that incident will last a bit longer.