Best HUMMER colors

[KenP]

Here's a topic near and dear to your hearts, your truck's color.

I've been thinking about the different color choices and here's my opinions on them.

Black: This isn't even a color so it doesn't count. You can disregard all my prior posts about the color black because I was color blind back then so they don't count.

White: This is a combination of all colors. Just like a rainbow. 'nough said on that.

Yellow: Who the hell wants to drive or ride in a Short Bus anyway. Not me.

The orange/red color junk they did: Why? Just plain ugly.

Pewter: This is for people who are afraid to make decisions. They're normally wimpy little people that don't exceed 5'10", but think they're the shiznit. Some even have wierd accents.

Slate Blue: It's really gray which means it's pewter. See above.

Special edition orange and blue: Can you say "South Beach Parade"? Not my way, brotha'.

Desert Sand: The REAL HUMMER color. Nearly Army green with a bad attitude included free! The only color to have any HUMMER in.

That is all.