egged hummer

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Why do they just have to f*ck with Hummers? Can't people figure out how to jump off of bridges and tall buildings?
There were some kids in front of me at the grocery one night that were buying eggs. I leaned into their group and told them that if my rig or anybody that I know or that knows someone that gets egged tonight I'd make sure to make their lives are short and painful.