Flipped off and Pissed! - Page 3

NCHummerman · #1 10-23-2003, 11:10 PM

The gas mileage of the G500 is no better than an H2 ....

Michael
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Northern California

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h2h8rA · #2 10-23-2003, 11:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
This is another instance where a G500 got stuck under testing. Following is the paragraph where it is mentioned:

The G500 is the only vehicle in the U.S. with three differential locks for maximum tractability in low-traction situations. To reduce wheelspin in extremely low-traction situations, the center and rear differential locks can be engaged anytime that the G-Class is off-pavement. In the unlikely event the vehicle gets stuck (we got it stuck at the press intro), the front differential can also be engaged for maximum traction. Mercedes advises, though, that the differentials should not be locked when you're on pavement because handling is affected.

G500, G stands for Gee I got stuck again, Gee I spent too much on this, Gee my buthole is sore, Gee tampons work there too?! Gee vagisil is unisex, I had no idea. Gee I can just put a piece of gum on my dick for protection or maybe a thimble!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanks buck..perhaps u should ride in one and u will never look back...let's see they (press) says that hummer owners will never have the ride and comfort as the g500 has and when u close the door it's like closing a bank vault. as i recall hummer owners 90 percent never take them off the road...so i would rather be in a ride that's comfortable, looks great (as the world military uses them), and is solid as a bank vault.

DRTYFN · #3 10-22-2003, 12:17 AM

This little puss doesn't have a G-wagen. he like to prretend he does, just like he likes to tell everyone he's having a secret affair with Jessica Simpson so that they won't know that he's turning gay tricks for his rent. Bet he spend most of his take on Tucks pads for his worn out baboon-looking monkey butt.

Buckeye Hummer · #4 10-18-2003, 07:25 PM

I was fearful of being shunned or kicked off the board

Probably good advice. My first reaction is to flip them back but that is really stupid because, you're right that's what they want. I'll try the laughing gig next time and see how that goes. The funny thing is this guy really kept his distance so I didn't have a chance to do anything.

h2h8rA · #5 10-23-2003, 10:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Klaus:
I have a friend that bought a G500 new. Let's see...

They replaced the stereo twice.
They replaced the main wiring harness inside the truck.
They replaced a cracked front light that was letting water in.

This is a pampered truck that lives in a heated garage. This was all done within a few months after purchase.

So much for MB quality!

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry to hear, perhaps that is just one...i wouldn't let that discourage future owners though. thanks for the input

KenP · #6 10-19-2003, 11:53 PM

h2gayr:

Your G500 that you wish you could have ranks right with the H2 in fuel economy. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/18214.shtml

BTW, I'm willing to bet that the G500, or any other comparable vehicle does not have as much recycled material as the H2.

Don't spew refuse here, check your material before typing. Knee jerk reactions by ignorant, jealous, never-going-to-make-it-in-the-real-world types just invite critcism and a general shunning by most of society. So think first.

Now try to use clear language and not the profane laced garbage you appear to have a penchant for. This is, after all, a family site.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Cranky Steve · #7 10-23-2003, 11:06 PM

h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator

h2h8rA · #8 10-23-2003, 11:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by h2h8rA:
[quote]Originally posted by Cranky Steve:
h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/image...es/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA http://www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i checked it out the website....link was forbidden.

Arizona Hummerboy · #9 10-18-2003, 07:41 PM

I like to blow them a kiss. It makes them mad as hell! and I allways get the last laugh on them because there driving away mad.

h2h8rA · #10 10-21-2003, 11:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Steve R:

Okay guys.....I'm pretty sure h2h8r is nothing more then Dennis, signed-on under a different name, just getting one-up on us and pulling a funny. Then again, my magic 8-ball hasn't been all that accurate as of late.

You probably think I'm gonna put the chill on this...but I say...let it ride! If this guy wants to discuss the merits of his G-box and argue the deficiencies of the H2, that's fine. Maybe he'll actually make a valid point sooner or later.

In the meanwhile, I've got a red-dot dialed-in on his forehead........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well sry u missed....

NCHummerman · #11 10-19-2003, 11:15 PM

h2h8r --- again, please have the courtesy to enlight me with the meaning of
"fudge packers and pillow biters" ... FYI, the G500 is cramped and has the worst service history of any MBZ ever made. Thus, the reason that you cannot get one !

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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DennisAJC · #12 10-22-2003, 01:59 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Steve R:

Okay guys.....I'm pretty sure h2h8r is nothing more then Dennis, signed-on under a different name, just getting one-up on us and pulling a funny. Then again, my magic 8-ball hasn't been all that accurate as of late.

You probably think I'm gonna put the chill on this...but I say...let it ride! If this guy wants to discuss the merits of his G-box and argue the deficiencies of the H2, that's fine. Maybe he'll actually make a valid point sooner or later.

In the meanwhile, I've got a red-dot dialed-in on his forehead........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now, now, Steve that's a bunghole thing to say.
I have no reason to **** with the Forum. NICE TRY.

STEVE: " Jason! Jason! See what happens when you're gone!?!?!!
Give me the power Jason and I'll fix the problem."

MABYE IT'S YOU STEVE. A WAY FOR JASON TO EXPAND YOUR MODERATOR POWERS.

<SMILEY FACE.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

Steve R · #13 10-24-2003, 12:26 AM

Any genuine gentlemen of resound taste, sophistication and background who has the means with which to afford a G-box.....certainly wouldn't have the time nor interest to rile up a bunch of H2 owners and play around on their forum to cause trouble. This guy's a fraud.

H2h8rA or B or whatever he becomes...is just a vindicitve little child enjoying the thrills of playing big-man on the internet. He doesn't own a G-box, an H2 or any vehicle worth 5-digits. Maybe his daddy does...but this guy is nothing more then a kid with a keyboard. And what's worse...he's boring! At least Andkon and others had something to stand on!

Truly...this "troll" has the least to offer of all trolls yet. He probably just flipped a coin to decide which vehicle to claim he has: a G-box or a Range Rover....each stands out because it's more expensive.

Two words for ya H8r: THERAPY

Buckeye Hummer · #14 10-22-2003, 12:09 AM

Kind of a boring troll don't ya think? In the moojiber days this guy would have been swept under the rug. Oh well, I'll play. OK, G500's suck. My favorite article was the H2/Range Rover/G500 where the G500 got stuck in the snow while the trucks were still on the street. They hadn't even hit the trail yet! So I guess the GM engineer looked at the Ford engineer and thought what a POS.

H2H8ra (or Dennis) come back with something to really rile us up. This is getting boring.

NCHummerman · #15 10-19-2003, 12:57 PM

It has happened to me about a half a dozen times .... I just carry a disposable camera in my truck, I do not say anything and do smile as suggested, and take their picture while smiling .... scares the "s**t" out of them .... and if you are lucky enough to see them after, I am so far at 100% with a respectful apology ... go figure !

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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Centerfire · #16 10-19-2003, 08:41 PM

Most of the time if I dirve the H@ I get positive reactions too!.. In Indy we must not have to many tree huggers.. or if we do us redneck midwest truck (SUV) drivers inintentionally intimidate them thar folks.

Mike

DRTYFN · #17 10-24-2003, 12:44 AM

No **** the little thick liquid swallower doesn't have a G-wagen!!! But he probably does have a family tree that looks like a car antenna. I bet h2h8r's parents are not only brother and sister, but they're HIS brother and sister. No wonder that little asswipe is so feisty. He's kind of his own cousin.

DennisAJC · #18 10-19-2003, 01:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Gosh guys, I guess I am lucky aout here on the "right" coast. Only happened twice. I think I simply scared them both into doing something childish.
I agree, the laugh is the best thing to do. Oh yeah, I like to point a them for effect.

You can always give your passenger a fake steering wheel. http://www.humvee.net/video/2wheel.mpg
Thanks to Buddy for posting it.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[This message was edited by KenP on 10-18-03 at 07:33 PM.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!! I`m on the verge of puking it`s so funny! Ahhhh. gotta change my undies.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

h2h8rA · #19 10-21-2003, 11:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
h2gayr:

Your G500 that you wish you could have ranks right with the H2 in fuel economy. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/18214.shtml

BTW, I'm willing to bet that the G500, or any other comparable vehicle does not have as much recycled material as the H2.

Don't spew refuse here, check your material before typing. Knee jerk reactions by ignorant, jealous, never-going-to-make-it-in-the-real-world types just invite critcism and a general shunning by most of society. So think first.

Now try to use clear language and not the profane laced garbage you appear to have a penchant for. This is, after all, a family site.

Black Lingenfelter Lux<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thank you for enlightning me....i am impressed with your knowledge.

NCHummerman · #20 10-19-2003, 04:31 PM

Please excuse my ignorance ... what are "fudge packers and pillow biters" ?

Thanks,

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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