I give up....

[Spike]

or maybe this kind....also very popular at the "over the counter herbal store"

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sfox:
And is it just me or does it look like he is doing a titty-dance in that pic? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just you....and your wishful thinking

A pound of muscle requires 70 calories a day just to exist on your body. I don't want my body to store excess calories...I want it to burn them up like our Hummers go through gas! I suspect the angles are just right...trust me, I still have a ways to go.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could be alot worst. He might say he's Mexican!

BAAHZING!

[HummerLvr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
... I doubt Drty could actually last 2 hours <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now after your hubby's (HummerJohn) homosexual saturated threat of sodomy I'm not surprised you don't get treated to 2 hours of foreplay & sex. Maybe if you wore men's clothes and a fake beard & mustache and just dropped your pants a little bit & bent over he'd be interested. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is a well deserved reply. But still very very wrong! The naked twister part was my idea, but the whole lube thing scares me a bit.

[DennisAJC]

DOOOOOOOH!

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
DOOOOOOOH! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well put my Canadian brother

My thread has been soiled by HummerJohn

Moderator, can I get an edit? edit please, edit????...anyone? HELLLOOOOO?????

[HummerJohn]

Drty,

Well now, I don't think Ericka has time for you...but I sure have 2 or 3 hours for ya. I hope you like big boys, cuz I have a big bottle of Viagra to try out and 6 gallons of lube. Ericka says that I'm pretty limber too, so I'm betting that we can make some great use of that back seat in the 745. You bring the car, I'll bring the slip-n-slide and the naked twister and we'll meet in the middle.

PS, thanks for posting the Wife Rules. My wife finally knows her place...in the shower with a beer ready and a steak cookin on the bbq.

Oh Steve, by the way, very nice car. I'm hoping that my loving wife will be purchasing a 911 in the near future for me for my commute to work.

[jfox]

I think it's time to give up the juice.

J.

[HummerJohn]

geez, like I said before, why don't you keep both hands on the keyboard...?...you sure are fast at the 1 handed typing though. You should join a loser internet geek forum (there's got to be 10 minutes out of the day you don't spend time here, right?). you'll be more at home with your 1 handed typing with those people.

[HummerJohn]

I'm thinking that you're just stumped and out of witty comebacks this morning. Tis okay...go read some of your many old posts about homosexuality and copy and paste one of those here. You've got about 6,000 to choose from.

Since you don't have anyone at home but you and your dog and internet forums, I cringe to think what you do with your giant dildo in the wide open of your home. Ewe, I'm cringing now with the thought you might be doing something with the giant dildo right now...