Hummer Hatred!

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Can somebody back me up here and let her knoe I am harmless </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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I was joking!!!!! Big smiley face!!!

[Mr. Jeep]

To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
heheh cubes...reminds me of those peep show things in the big city. Don't they stand in their own little cube...and you have your own? Never been to one, but I'd imagine there's atlease ONE person on this forum that has... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, YOU! I knew you were a pervie little sum byatch.

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Hummerdestroyer,
Why are you here? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



He's sort of told you already. He's the defender of the internet and is here speak up on behalf of the entire net:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Frenzy]

PS : you should see the ugly looks I get when I drive my big american Dodge Ram on our tiny little belgian roads... HILARIOUS !!! Trucks like Dodge, Chevy, Gmc, Hummer are very very very rare over here !!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, so. There are many pictures with tag numbers clearly visible here. And damn, it's quite cool how you can get out of momma's house and look down the street and you'll see tags on other people's cars. Glad you've graduated to being able to recognize an automobile tag.

[KenP]

No panty jokes? Damn... What about "thong in a knot" jokes?

[mr.jeepster]

Here's my latest brush with the "Hummer hatred" out there......too damn funny!

I was gassing up at the local station when the guy waiting behind me got out of his little rice burner and approached - with an attitude.
He said, "That's a gas guzzler, isn't it?"
I smiled as politely as possible and said, "It's not too bad." and turned away to continue pumping. But he wouldn't quit. As his girlfriend approached and stood beside him, his voice got a little more shrill and obnoxious. "Well, what kind of mileage do you get?"
Okay, I'd had enough. Remembering a pearl of wisdom I got from someone on this forum, I turned, smiled, shrugged my shoulders and, with all the false modesty I could muster said, "Oh, I dunno. About the same as my Porsche." This had two distinctly different effects. It made his girlfriend grin and look at the ground. It mad him madder than hell. But still, he wouldn't give up. "Well what does it get? About 8 or 9 miles to the gallon?" I grinned as broadly as possible and said, "Aw hell, I dunno." Then I looked at his girlfriend and said, "But I'll bet she'd love to ride in either one of 'em, wouldn't you, hun?"
Holy ****.
He came unglued. As she chuckled and walked back to their car, he stepped toward me and demanded, "What did you say?"
I repeated it. Word for word. Then continued to pump my gas. As I got in and drove away, he was still standing there - staring and shaking.
Anything that inspires that kind of strong response is worth every penny it takes to own and operate it. I've had my Hummer for a couple weeks now, and it is already an "experience." As they say at McDonald's, "I'm lovin' it."

Scott
'03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"dvd

ps - I hauled horses in the trailer for the first time today. Only one horse, so well under 5,000 pounds...but MAN! Can this H2 haul!

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Same thing happened to me.

But in my case, the girl grabbed my tie and pulled me into a deep passionate kiss. After that, the boyfriend grabbed my tie and did the same. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wierd Canadians.

[h2co-pilot]

You mean you won't forget, mighty enraged one.

[wilfred]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
[quote]Originally posted by KenP:


Now, to Desertfox..It's nice that your WIFE has to come and fight your battles for you. And he WAS lying. YOU(by your own admission) OWN the vette...NOT HIM. And since when is a Vette a Porsche? See, had he said "It gets as much as my vette" there would have been no problem...BECAUSE IT's THE TRUTH.

Most H2 owners are insecure enough to have to LIE to justify purchases.


When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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He does like the the word cohesive, doesn't he?
By the way HD, I own both of the cars, you little ****, and he owns both as well. It's called a partnership. You can look that up in the dictionary under "P".
I will admit that he said Porsche instead of Vette but that was just a little slip up. We sold the Porsche, Aston Martin and Ferrari a few months back. I'll have to remind him of that.
Is HD an ass or what? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Cohesive" and don't forget "comprehension", what's really sad is he mispells both words quite often

[Albie]

nice DF. I gave the same answer every time...17 to 20 mpg.....LOL. You should have gave his g/f your number.....LOL

[KenP]

"Owned again!" LMAO... Again!

[Jim_Cantore]

Do people really hate the H2 that much?

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">HD's troll rating continues to drop. Barely above a one. The repetition is terribly boring. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He sounds like one of those left wing tree huggers, "tell yourself the lie enough times and it becomes the truth..."

[HummerGuzzler]

Its too bad that adults cant even act responsible these days. I guess its the oil money in their pockets. My clauses and phrases I thought would be somewhat easy to read. I guess I am wrong though, because you have hard times reading. I for one have a fabulous education. As a 13 year old, I am taking 3 high school credits this year *middle school still* and help out with National Honor Society. I also helped community service with Katrina refugees.

Also: the only missplellings in the last post are "iono", which was on purpose. I made up a few words, hardly a misspelling, and it goes back to my Jewish roots. I just had a lack of caring about capitalization rules and puntuation rules. Oh well, its hard living the life of proving asswipes/jerks/rude/ignorant pigs wrong.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
that just makes you look like an ass </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That made me chortle. Speaking of looking like an ass.

[NoMoGMPG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
[The OP, however seems to be insecure enough in his life to have to JUSTIFY his purchase to someone off of the street.

The person inquiring would have gotten" Yea, it gets about 13-15 around town" Not a LIE, and factual.

Instead, he had to compare it to an Exotic he DOES NOT OWN, to make himself feel good. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You really are a dolt, aren't you? The reply was to an obviously goading question from one of the fuh2 lemmings. It was not meant to be factual, just a sarcastic reply to a "Nunya" question from a jackass. He didn't get the response hoped for, so like all good cult followers, when he didn't get what he wanted he threw a temper tantrum.

Try to look outside your prejudices for a change.

Dave

[wilfred]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Alec W, are you counting how many times this hummerdestroyer been owned? It seems that's all you typed lately </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I lost count but you just "selfowned", LMAO... Next...

Maybe I'll change to pwnd? Whatcha think? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

pre-owned

[Sharkster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Sharkster,

A) If you do not get the humor of the story, nevermind. Maybe because you are not here in US so you don't get the BS we get.

B) I don't know which quote are you referring to but I don't see anything wrong with the comparison in general. The 987 in the pic seems to be a non-S so it's a 2.7 liter, right? Real world mpg is what, 20? Comparing it to a H3 which probably gets high teens?

The 996 in the pic seems to be a Turbo and i know for a fact that is a gas guzzler. Real world mpg is 15-16 mpg if driven lightly! A little spirited driving you'll be looking at low teens. And my current 996 GT3 is getting 16 mpg but it has not been broken in yet so it may get better but it may get worse because I haven't even driven it past 4200 rpm yet

The Cayenne Turbo is in the same mpg neighborhood of the H2, if not worse depending on how you look at it. It does have much more hp but it is much smaller. Real world mpg is 12-13

Maybe you are getting much better mileage out there in the autobahn but here in US, real world mpg is not pretty. And that's what most tree huggers fail to realize, many cars out there are getting just as ****ty mpg but for whatever reason, only HUMMER gets the blame

Btw, which porsche forum do you go on, that picture looks familiar? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Great comments... very competent, Wilfred... and yea... you identified all cars correctly. I also identified your GT3-II by the caps on the rims and the GT3-II wing. Great car. I hope you'll take it out to some trackdays... since that's what GT3s were originally built for.

I hang around at 6speedonline.com (my name is "Marx" there... The "Sharkster" guy at 6speedonline is NOT me) and at rennteam.com (my name is Martin J.S. there). I also run my own Porsche911 website (german) at evolution911.com or elfer-club.de.

I'm definitely into cars with an iconic design... which is the key reason why I got into HUMMERs.

However an H1 or an H2 is simply not driveable in German city traffic (some roads are waaaaaay too narrow to navigate anything bigger than an H3 through them). I had a Mercedes ML 320 before I got my H3... and boy am I happy with that ride.

GM is about to introduce the H3 here in Europe officially and I'm sure that it could be huge success since so many of my buddies got bored with the soft streamlined Euro-SUV style (ML, X5, Range Rover, Cayenne etc.).

I was among the first 20 guys to onw a H3 here in Germany... so you know that there is a demand for cubic styled off-road "machos" over here. Mercedes Benz is going to cease the "G-model" production (by replacing it with a bigger ML, called either "G" or "MLX") next month... so except for the Range Rover, no "rough" European cubic styled SUVs over here left.

Iconic cars like the H3 could take GM to new heights over here (where they tried to gain ground without any success in the past), but unfortunately, most European GM-dealers do not realize the chance they get through the H3. Anyway... not my problem.

I'm happy with my H3 (no probs whatsoever during the first 3k miles).


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
BTW, nice collection of vehicles you got there </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sharkster:
not a real Porsche,... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't throw that statement around because that is what some many say about the H2 and H3 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well... BOTH... The HUMMER H3, H2 and the Porsche Cayenne do not live up to the original idea the brand was built on. That's a simple fact no one could deny.