Hummer Hatred!

[Tully]

thats an awesome way of handling it 'about the same as my porche'...although I think I'd say 'Viper'....nothing against Porche...just like Vipers more...i bet she had to get back in the car and sit ASAP...before the wet in her crotch bled through...you definitely should have given her your number.

I think the standard respones to such a question should be
a) about the same as my porche/viper/ferrari etc
b) 20mph, GM trucks are way more efficient than fords. ( as if the ass-clown asking you what kind of mileage you get would know any better to ANY sort of respones )

funny thing...if you reset your 'gas mileage' meter in your H2 while your driving on the highway...it'll fluctuate between 16-20mpg for a while before it starts to level out around 11-12mpg....i meant to take a picture when i noticed this and post it....next time

maybe i'll make an FUFUH2.com site and post that picture as the splash screen.

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by desertfox:
Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?

Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way.



EDIT: I also think it's funny that you are fighting your husband's battle for him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hd - do you even KNOW any women besides your mother? The Mrs. and I have a partnership - not just a sexual relationship like you have with your Mom. She is an intelligent, beautiful woman who fights whatever battles she likes. As for seeing the tag on her car, oh PLEASE do tell...what would a piece of **** like you do with the info? PLEASE tell me you'd come pay us a visit? PLEASE????? I'd love to meat you. No, I know how to spell. I meant meat you. LMFAO


Scott
'03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD[/quote]
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Sorry hon, but I have already discussed the word "partnership" with him and I'll bet that he still hasn't looked it up in the dictionary. Once again, HD, it's under "P". That comes just after "O" and just before "Q". Oh, and you can find that book at the local library which should be within 3 hours distance of the cave you live in (w/ your mother). As a matter of fact, I just remembered you don't have a Hummer! No chance of going anywhere from where you dwell! What does rat meat taste like, by the way?

[Mr. Jeep]

Oh, this is seriously getting carried away! There are so many responses to so many things that I have read that I am going to number them.

1. Hummer D - You rent to people like me? Let me take an hour to laugh my as*** off. I've done quite a bit more than you when it comes to your claim of real estate investments including vegas strip side condos so don't go there w/ me. I don't buy a vehicle for the purposes you state, I buy them because I want them and purchasing (not leasing) is the smart way to go for me! How much money do you put in to your clanker of a vehicle or, more important, how much will you? You also have apparently not wanted to comment on the fact that you really don't own these homes due to the fact that when you stop paying taxes the government takes them away. No matter what, the government does own your so-called houses. Hehe. I still havn't figured out why it's a good thing that you pay more in taxes each year than my H2 cost. A bit warped. Hate to tell ya but you don't live debt free per your own admission.

2. Hummer Newbie - good job!! And, by the way, regarding the thong knot.......that would be called something else. Hint: starts w/ an "e"!

3. H2 co-pilot - thank you for the facts!

4. Las Vegas - Thank you for the out-house comment because I truly feel I'm wasting my time debating w/ a loser that doesn't have a pot to piss in!

I was going to keep going on w/ Hummer D but have decided to not waste my time.

Have a nice ride all!!!!

"Mrs" (not Ms, HD) Fox

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Oh no! We have another no life, get a job, moron entering the forum. One was enough!

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Welcome Mrs. DF. Glad you could join us. Just wanted to let you know that 140mph isn't the necessary speed to "fly by" him. He has posted in another thread that he essentially finds it silly to travel 75mph, and rather prefers 65mph or lower. So, I assure you, 120mph will be sufficient to blow his ass out of his comanche. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Well, hello Doc! Thank you for the insight. 120 is about my usual speed anyway! JK!

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
DD= Daily Driver or grocery getter
Vette are great grocery getters, you can driver the wheels off of them,(i have seen many with well over 200kmiles, easy to repair and a lot cheaper to own and operate than other vehicles in their performance range, they are great fun and get excellent mileage. ~28mpg hwy and ~18 or better city

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Mrs D - I realise that you guys are in debt up to your eyeballs - but for gods sake refinance the house and buy a better camera </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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I have a better camera, a much better camera, but I was running out of light (couldn't find it) so we used the cell phone! Thanks for the advice however..............I think?

[wilfred]

Hummerdestroyer, you still have not answer my question on the other thread so I am asking you again.

Why are you here?

Don't give me that free public forum crap because we know you are a freeloader already but what is your purpose here?

Why are you here?

[Jim_Cantore]

What is OT/JU?

[wilfred]

yah, i love this story too

[hyperion78]

and he likes to fling **** every where

[LasVegas]

And who needs safety ratings? Weight is weight. If my 8,000 + pound H2 hits one of your turdboxes, Volvo, Vulga or otherwise, guess who wins?

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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You are a moron. You have a problem with me financing a vehicle? My choice! Do you own a house? Doubt it! If you do, do you make a payment? Probably! If you own it outright, do you pay taxes? Gotcha there!!! This means you don't own the land or the house it sits on! There are people that live in the box and people that choose to step outside the lines. Everyone here obviously knows where you reside. Financial success is only achieved by those who choose to take chances and your box is probably getting smaller and smaller by the day. Hopefully it squishes you in to gush soon so you will go away. I am certain that this forum is tired of hearing your obnoxious bull****.

Next time I step in some gushy stuff on the street, I'll think of you and throw the shoes away. Wouldn't want you to rub off on me!

Have a great day!!

[Frenzy]

Great readin' bro !!! I too find it so amusing that so many people hate H2's or any other big SUV's or pickup trucks. Heck, I don't like japanese junk either, but I don't go to people and tell 'em this or start a hate site. I don't care what anyone drives, as long as they let me do what I want.

Take care !!

Filip
Belgium

[Mr. Jeep]

HD,

Ya know, I try to follow your posts just for a good laugh each morning but you tend to make it extremely difficult!

I'm gettin really tired of the blahblahblahblahblahblahblah thing you write.

And, I don't think I would ever open anything you send in your posts in fear of contamination! Or would that be damnation?

[dochummer]

I get 10-12 in the city and 13-15 on the highway...that's a fact!

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
No panty jokes? Damn... What about "thong in a knot" jokes? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
..all earned, not free, and on OPM. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OPM, got to love it. Always the best way to make more for your self.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Hummer Newbie - good job!! And, by the way, regarding the thong knot.......that would be called something else. Hint: starts w/ an "e"!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Thanks

[Tully]

i actually went to buy FUFUh2.com and someone owns it...'john doe'

need to get that register purged so we can own the site and counter act fuh2