Paraghonaria and DRTYFN come in..

[h2itis]

Originally Posted by THE BOSSS

lmao @ this parapuppet. Did he send you in here or something? Or maybe you just want some attention.

1. My friend goes to UCLA, hes down for the summer so he took me out. not hard to figure that one out
2. Like i said, im a gym trainer i dont work on the computers
3. Hop off my jock and take a look at who this thread is for, not your pussagon following asss

I don't even know Paragon, so I guess I just want some attention - sometimes it gets lonely here in the sand. I figure I haven't stomped enough ass today physically, so why not come into this thread and abuse you with my mind? You know, Bosss, nothing is more humiliating than being mentally and verbally embarrassed by someone who is more intelligent than you are... Ahhh hell, I guess you've grown accustomed to it, and maybe you actually enjoy it.

I have a list made up for you.
1. Did your friend tip you or give you a kiss/towel after he was finished?
2. It's individuals like you that give trainers a bad name. I'm guessing that you never did take the time to finish that Kinesiology or Bio-chem degree from Yale, eh?
3. They're busy photoshopping and doctoring your PM's up, so they sent me in...

Would you like to have a spelling bee with me for money? I'll tell you what - I'll bet a month of your pay, and yes, I mean the whole $78, that you can't spell ILLITERATE BASTARD without looking.

I'm honestly trying to figure out why employees need internet access at Burger King. Shouldn't you be working right now?

[THE BOSSS]

Originally Posted by h2itis

I don't even know Paragon, so I guess I just want some attention - sometimes it gets lonely here in the sand. I figure I haven't stomped enough ass today physically, so why not come into this thread and abuse you with my mind? You know, Bosss, nothing is more humiliating than being mentally and verbally embarrassed by someone who is more intelligent than you are... Ahhh hell, I guess you've grown accustomed to it, and maybe you actually enjoy it.

I have a list made up for you.
1. Did your friend tip you or give you a kiss/towel after he was finished?
2. It's individuals like you that give trainers a bad name. I'm guessing that you never did take the time to finish that Kinesiology or Bio-chem degree from Yale, eh?
3. They're busy photoshopping and doctoring your PM's up, so they sent me in...

Would you like to have a spelling bee with me for money? I'll tell you what - I'll bet a month of your pay, and yes, I mean the whole $78, that you can't spell ILLITERATE BASTARD without looking.

I'm honestly trying to figure out why employees need internet access at Burger King. Shouldn't you be working right now?

wow man, you totally just blew my mind. Too bad i go to college part time majoring in architecture at University of Texas. I teach/train on the side to pay the bills. Honestly, I really dont give a rats ass whether or not you can edit my grammar because after all- your in a thread rambling about sh*t that has nothing to do with you. So im assuming your pretty lonely. At the end of the day you must give yourself a pat on the back for your internet verbal arguing skills. Must be nice.

[h2itis]

Originally Posted by THE BOSSS

wow man, you totally just blew my mind. Too bad i go to college part time majoring in architecture at University of Texas. I teach/train on the side to pay the bills. Honestly, I really dont give a rats ass whether or not you can edit my grammar because after all- your in a thread rambling about sh*t that has nothing to do with you. So im assuming your pretty lonely. At the end of the day you must give yourself a pat on the back for your internet verbal arguing skills. Must be nice.

Ok, I'm going to fall for it and play your little game - what in the hell do you teach? LOL - I'm sorry, but the thought of that is really amusing to me for some reason.

Insane lonely, bosssssssss. I actually tore my rotator cuff patting myself on the back earlier... Hurts like a bitch too.

[THE BOSSS]

Originally Posted by h2itis

Ok, I'm going to fall for it and play your little game - what in the hell do you teach? LOL - I'm sorry, but the thought of that is really amusing to me for some reason.

Insane lonely, bosssssssss. I actually tore my rotator cuff patting myself on the back earlier... Hurts like a bitch too.

i teach proper gym techniques to fat ass men like yourself that think putting more weight on the exercise than they could do is proper. You make fun of how much im getting paid.. I bet at my age you werent getting anything near what im getting. Probably mommy and daddy paid for your college trip huh? So tell me. What exactly is your occpuation since mine is so humorous to your pathetic eyes..

[MarineHawk]

You sound very empathetic toward your clients.

Originally Posted by THE BOSSS

i teach proper gym techniques to fat ass men ... that think putting more weight on the exercise than they could do is proper.

[h2itis]

Originally Posted by THE BOSSS

i teach proper gym techniques to fat ass men like yourself that think putting more weight on the exercise than they could do is proper. You make fun of how much im getting paid.. I bet at my age you werent getting anything near what im getting. Probably mommy and daddy paid for your college trip huh? So tell me. What exactly is your occpuation since mine is so humorous to your pathetic eyes..

Well bud, you picked the wrong bull to ask those questions to, because more than likely, at your age I was risking my life for my country as a Pararescueman in the USAF. I managed to earn 2 undegrad and one Masters in ten years while on active duty... So, while you're jumping out of your '86 Tempo down on 6th Street, I was jumping out of C-130s into Bosnia... Damn, it got quiet in here fast, eh?

Now? Actually, my job is to fix the bodies jackasses like you dick up. While you're busy wiping down gym equipment and trying to get your clients to commit to longer gym memberships so you can keep your shift manager happy, I'm making professional athletes bigger, faster, and stronger. Tell me there, Bossss, how many pro athletes are you working with? Nevermind, they usually don't go to Gold's for assistance - they call a professional...

At this very moment and for the next 10 days, however, I happen to be sitting in Baghdad, Iraq as a database engineer while I manage my training business via the telephone and the internet. You ever been in the middle of a war-zone, bud? I didn't think so.

By the way, show your clients some respect. It's not their fault they didn't know to look somewhere else for someone that knows what the hell they're doing.

[evldave]

Hey you are both from Texas. Maybe when H2itis gets back from the sandcastle you can both have a 'train off' - sort of like in Zoolander except instead of ghey male models doing stupid **** it's you!

(ps - thanks for your service in Bosnia, hope you kicked some Croats while you were at it)

[HummBebe]

Dear Bosss,

while I appreciate everything you have done for our country, and that you put your life on the line to preserve our long, long, long list of freedoms, I must respectfully ask you Sir, to please STFU.

Thanks,

Bebe

[HummBebe]

Originally Posted by h2itis

Well bud, you picked the wrong bull to ask those questions to, because more than likely, at your age I was risking my life for my country as a Pararescueman in the USAF. I managed to earn 2 undegrad and one Masters in ten years while on active duty... So, while you're jumping out of your '86 Tempo down on 6th Street, I was jumping out of C-130s into Bosnia... Damn, it got quiet in here fast, eh?

Now? Actually, my job is to fix the bodies jackasses like you dick up. While you're busy wiping down gym equipment and trying to get your clients to commit to longer gym memberships so you can keep your shift manager happy, I'm making professional athletes bigger, faster, and stronger. Tell me there, Bossss, how many pro athletes are you working with? Nevermind, they usually don't go to Gold's for assistance - they call a professional...

At this very moment and for the next 10 days, however, I happen to be sitting in Baghdad, Iraq as a database engineer while I manage my training business via the telephone and the internet. You ever been in the middle of a war-zone, bud? I didn't think so.

By the way, show your clients some respect. It's not their fault they didn't know to look somewhere else for someone that knows what the hell they're doing.

OMFG!!! I made a HUGE mistake. H2itis, I am so sorry. To think that I thanked a lame ass like that for something you did. DAMMIT!
H2itis, thank you for your service to our country. My sentiments still stand.

However, to the Bosss:



you've been bunny fawked

[h2itis]

Originally Posted by HummBebe

OMFG!!! I made a HUGE mistake. H2itis, I am so sorry. To think that I thanked a lame ass like that for something you did. DAMMIT!
H2itis, thank you for your service to our country. My sentiments still stand.

However, to the Bosss:



you've been bunny fawked

Thanks! (I think )


Shaggy - you don't actually have to do anything to become a bodybuilder. You can just start posting in Hummer forums and claim to be one (ala bosssssss), and that pretty much takes care of it. Before you know it, you'll have people talking about thighs and chicken and such.

[Ted Kennedy]

Whoah! Are you saying the Boss is a homo$exual? Isn?t he the same guy who sings bad stuff about Republicans at big concerts? If so, it?d be hard not to like him. But, while us Kennedys are pretty open minded, we draw the line at cornholing.

Originally Posted by h2itis

I don't even know Paragon, so I guess I just want some attention - sometimes it gets lonely here in the sand. I figure I haven't stomped enough ass today physically, so why not come into this thread and abuse you with my mind? You know, Bosss, nothing is more humiliating than being mentally and verbally embarrassed by someone who is more intelligent than you are... Ahhh hell, I guess you've grown accustomed to it, and maybe you actually enjoy it.

I have a list made up for you.
1. Did your friend tip you or give you a kiss/towel after he was finished?
2. It's individuals like you that give trainers a bad name. I'm guessing that you never did take the time to finish that Kinesiology or Bio-chem degree from Yale, eh?
3. They're busy photoshopping and doctoring your PM's up, so they sent me in...

Would you like to have a spelling bee with me for money? I'll tell you what - I'll bet a month of your pay, and yes, I mean the whole $78, that you can't spell ILLITERATE BASTARD without looking.

I'm honestly trying to figure out why employees need internet access at Burger King. Shouldn't you be working right now?

[THE BOSSS]

nope im one of the very few republicans in austin..